Sick Man (another joke - this one's a bit shorter!)

Armanaleg · 19 Jul 06, 10:23 PM

After looking for love in all the wrong places, a man returns from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the Hospital to undergo tests.

The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. No one is around but the phone by his bed..and it rings.

"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely contagious and nasty STD called 'G.A.S.H.' It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"

"Oh, my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?"

"Well, we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."

"Will that cure me? " asked the man.

The doctor replied, "Well no, but... they're the only foods we can get under the door."

J

Guest · 19 Jul 06, 10:24 PM

Guest · 20 Jul 06, 12:26 AM

Verry funny LOL

Guest · 20 Jul 06, 07:26 AM

Very good. LOL

Karin x

Chelle27 · 20 Jul 06, 09:29 AM

Lovin' it!

Guest · 20 Jul 06, 06:10 PM

Nice one LOL keep them coming

NurseHelen · 20 Jul 06, 07:57 PM

19 Jul 06, 10:24 PM	#2
	19 Jul 06, 10:24 PM Guest Guest
Guest Guest

20 Jul 06, 12:26 AM	#3
	20 Jul 06, 12:26 AM Guest Guest
Guest Guest	Verry funny LOL

20 Jul 06, 07:26 AM	#4
	20 Jul 06, 07:26 AM Guest Guest
Guest Guest	Very good. LOL Karin x

20 Jul 06, 06:10 PM	#6
	20 Jul 06, 06:10 PM Guest Guest
Guest Guest	Nice one LOL keep them coming