Never Believe A News Headline.
 

So I was reading the Sky News and thought what a poor Lady, running the Marathon and needing a poo.:blush:

Seems there was more to it than meets the eye when I clicked on the full article:spin:

Did she have the runs?

Disney332

Perhaps you could've offered her some of your 50 million loo rolls though Tom 😉😂

No! They are precious.:spin:

I intend to capture the bum fodder market in Wales and sell them for £5 a roll

That must have been a stinky poo to need to run that far!

I went to visit a friend the other day and when I got back I sent a message to my other half to say

"I've just been to Dave's house he has a huge Dickens first edition collection he is looking to sell"

Unfortunatelty the message truncated on OH screen halfway through the author's name, I had some explaining to do

I had one like that about cocktails!

On a similar note to Olga, I had an amazon ad pop up for a bridesmaid's cocktail dress...

/Mo

Have you noticed how quickly some of Mr. Tom's threads deteriorate and it always seems the be the same group of people posting or giving a laughing face on it !
Guilty as charged!

It's normally me that starts it on the downward slope. I love a good laugh and couple that with a bit of smut and it's a great day.:spin::spin: