I’m A Celebrity - The ALTERNATIVE version.
 

So, after reading the thread about IACGMOOH on the TV&Film forum and how its now an insipid watered down version of what it used to be I thought I’d pitch a new show to Channel 5 along the same lines as the original but its called.

“Do you know who the hell I am?”

It takes place in the jungles of Belize and is in the same format as it sibling show, but with actual known celebrities.
Celebrities of such stature that their egos do not allow for any form of just being nice so as to further their career, they dont have to anymore.
We’ll get a show that has more stories and exposés than the National Enquirer.

Again, the celebrities will be faced with physical and eating trials in order to win food and other luxuries.

First series guests are, and these are random.
1) Oliver Reed
2) Imelda Staunton
3) Telly Savalas
4) Joan Rivers
5) Bjork
6) Tyson Fury
7) Lady Gaga
8) Grayson Perry
9) Anna Soubry
10) Brian May
11) Monika Lewinski
12) Bobby George

Yes, yes, a rather random guest (and some have been brought back from the dead) list but thats the beauty of this show.

Not many strong willed or opinionated folk on there (lol) but if you can make up another list I’m all ears.
Its a one time offer and I’m willing to let a few folks in at the ground floor before this goes stratospheric, so bring me your guest lists and challenges ideas.


Ps Please Thumb Up if you’d tune in.
I’ll need this for market research data purposes for when I approach Channel 5.


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Nice idea - I can see a problem.
Anyway under a certain age will not have a clue who many of these are, just like those over a certain age don't know who they are in Wales!

Babbymint, that’s the beauty at this stage, we’re just chewing the fat before it goes into production.
Gimmie your list, but there needs to be at LEAST one A list Superstar.

What about challenges?

Heres one, there are stars on the bottom of the sea bed and the contestant has to free dive down 15ft in waters known to contain sharks?
The twist is, its a two person trial and the 2nd celebrity is in a boat above chumming the water, so time is of the essence.
Obviously, there are safety divers nearby with harpoons and things just in case..
But we need to inject some real jeopardy for the viewers.

Ok

Harrison Ford (yes I know he's grumpy now but I loved him in years gone by)
Robbie Williams
Meghan Markle (just to annoy people on here!)
Ozzy Osbourne
Rosa Parks
I'll raise your Monika Lewinski to Stormy Daniels
Michael Gove (yes I'd vote him for every single trial)
Barack Obama
Cynthia Payne
Princess Diana
Dalai Lama

Trials, I'll have a think, but a 24 hour danceathon seems fun (with no music)

Love it. You’re in!
I for one cannot wait to see the Dalai Lama loose his thing with Michael Gove, I think he’d have that effect on him.

I really do like your trial idea.
You never worked in Guantanamo Bay by any chance?

Hmm.. I like this idea..

Roy Keane
Piers Morgan
Boris Johnson
Rylan Neil
Naughty Boy (to see him whine even more)
Craig Revell Horwood
Claire Rayner
Nina Miskow
Katie Price
Megan Markle
Shami Shakrabarti
Nicola Sturgeon

Great list.
Any challenge ideas or even how our celebs would enter the jungle.
Perhaps a 8 day trek in or first time skydive with no instructor?
You’re the boss here CFB.

Surely Matt Hancock has to be on the list just to see him suffer :pgig:

Most certainly. Could we expand it to 14 and put Lewis Hamilton in there also?

Could Kay Burley be a late arrival 😁