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Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 07:13 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 806
Posted By mickey house
I need help

My garden is being taken over by man eating spiders and I need help immediately if not sooner:

https://www.thedibb.co.uk/postImages/12686/0e86a957f73d77.jpg
Forum: General Chat 13 Sep 21, 09:03 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 994
Posted By mickey house
Queen Elizabeth II once retweeted when I said I...

Queen Elizabeth II once retweeted when I said I deserved to be knighted for my services to the Dibb.
Forum: General Chat 13 Sep 21, 02:10 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
Thank you all for your kind comments but I wonít...

Thank you all for your kind comments but I wonít mention the boat purchase to my mum because she would worry if she looked at her savings account that she wonít have enough to pay the bills and meet...
Forum: General Chat 13 Sep 21, 09:19 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
I wish I was as slim as that captain.

I wish I was as slim as that captain.
Forum: General Chat 13 Sep 21, 09:05 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
Itís an easy error to make posting on the wrong...

Itís an easy error to make posting on the wrong thread.
Forum: General Chat 13 Sep 21, 08:48 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
I am going to call it ĎDribblerí because I am a...

I am going to call it ĎDribblerí because I am a real life dribbler.
Forum: General Chat 12 Sep 21, 08:59 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
My mum wants me to be happy and if that means she...

My mum wants me to be happy and if that means she doesnít have much in her savings account then Iím sure she wouldnít mind if she knew.

I thought Southampton had an open day today but I might be...
Forum: General Chat 12 Sep 21, 08:56 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
Unfortunately mine does get a little limp at...

Unfortunately mine does get a little limp at times and regularly needs a good pumping up.
Forum: General Chat 12 Sep 21, 08:22 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
Mine doesnít last too long before it needs a rest...

Mine doesnít last too long before it needs a rest due to it being so small, whereas you can probably go a lot further with yours being its so big.
Forum: General Chat 12 Sep 21, 08:15 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
Mick, thatís a lovely boat and slightly bigger...

Mick, thatís a lovely boat and slightly bigger than mine (but size isnít everything as I keep telling my wife).

I wonít mention the new boat to my elderly mother or she might check her savings...
Forum: General Chat 12 Sep 21, 08:10 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
Iíve given her my old duvet to keep warm when...

Iíve given her my old duvet to keep warm when sheís watching TV. She asked what all the stains were on the duvet and I told her it was the pattern.
Forum: General Chat 12 Sep 21, 07:57 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
I havenít mentioned it to her just yet because...

I havenít mentioned it to her just yet because she might worry that she wonít have enough money to keep warm again this winter because I turned her thermostat down to 15 degrees last winter because...
Forum: General Chat 12 Sep 21, 07:50 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,351
Posted By mickey house
Just ordered a new boat

I donít mean to stealth brag but I have to share my excitement with my dibb family because Iíve been to the Southampton boat show today and bought a new boat.

The new boat has a steering wheel...
Forum: General Chat 11 Sep 21, 01:00 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,277
Posted By mickey house
When I post a serious thread and the DOGs come...

When I post a serious thread and the DOGs come along and mock me, because it not only puts me in a foul mood but it upsets me for at least a week.
Forum: General Chat 10 Sep 21, 03:21 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 986
Posted By mickey house
I asked Mrs MH to kick me up the ≈≈≈≈

I donít know what prompted me to get on the living room floor on all fours and beg Mrs MH to kick me up the rear. Initially she refused to but after some persuasion she kicked me up the rear and I...
Forum: General Chat 10 Sep 21, 01:44 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,013
Posted By mickey house
Sadly I donít believe in any of the thousands of...

Sadly I donít believe in any of the thousands of supernatural beings people worship or have done over the years, and if there is a supernatural being (or thousands of them) who created people then...
Forum: General Chat 10 Sep 21, 12:15 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,177
Posted By mickey house
Sorry to hear your sad news and I can fully...

Sorry to hear your sad news and I can fully relate to how devastating it it to lose a doggy as Iíve lost a few over the years.
Forum: General Chat 10 Sep 21, 12:05 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,601
Posted By mickey house
Even if Sandra had the funds she wouldnít go...

Even if Sandra had the funds she wouldnít go anywhere without her breastfeeding dog:grin:
Forum: General Chat 10 Sep 21, 11:43 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,601
Posted By mickey house
Ten Safest Countries in the World The top 10...

Ten Safest Countries in the World
The top 10 safest countries in the world are as follows:

Iceland
New Zealand
Portugal
Austria
Denmark
Canada
Singapore
Forum: General Chat 10 Sep 21, 09:34 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,013
Posted By mickey house
Very sorry to hear this but sadly there are no...

Very sorry to hear this but sadly there are no shortage of scumbags ripping people off.

My elderly mum has been ripped off in the past but I now deal with anything that needs doing in her house...
Forum: General Chat 9 Sep 21, 07:31 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,347
Posted By mickey house
I canít wait to go and get my lifetime Dibber...

I canít wait to go and get my lifetime Dibber achievement award.
Forum: General Chat 9 Sep 21, 10:59 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,292
Posted By mickey house
Iím amazed how many people like and donít like...

Iím amazed how many people like and donít like bananas.
Forum: General Chat 9 Sep 21, 08:45 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,292
Posted By mickey house
Everyday I do this

Everyday I eat a banana and if I donít eat one I feel guilty.

This is the banana Iíve eaten today:

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Forum: General Chat 8 Sep 21, 09:20 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,248
Posted By mickey house
Sue, TV# should be eye level when you are seated...

Sue, TV# should be eye level when you are seated and not high up a wall so I hope yours isnít high up.
Forum: General Trip Reports 8 Sep 21, 07:45 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,470
Posted By mickey house
Iím glad you all had a good time (including...

Iím glad you all had a good time (including Poppy) and I respect your honesty with struggling to walk up a few steps and an air ambulance having to come out to rescue you.

The pictures look good...
Forum: General Chat 8 Sep 21, 06:53 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,683
Posted By mickey house
How was Dorset?

How was Dorset?
Forum: Guest Services 8 Sep 21, 04:14 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 573
Posted By mickey house
Simon, Just to confirm I got your PM and thank...

Simon, Just to confirm I got your PM and thank you for your kind words and saying Iím the best dibber in the world.
Forum: General Chat 8 Sep 21, 10:14 AM
Replies: 172
Views: 16,142
Posted By mickey house
Iím very passionate about chunky kitkats and if...

Iím very passionate about chunky kitkats and if someone tried to take them from me I would turn from a wonderful guy into the hulk:grin:
Forum: General Chat 8 Sep 21, 10:09 AM
Replies: 172
Views: 16,142
Posted By mickey house
I donít think heís a foul mouthed yob, but a man...

I donít think heís a foul mouthed yob, but a man who was so passionate about saving the lives of many animals.
Forum: General Chat 7 Sep 21, 04:42 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,469
Posted By mickey house
Tracy, you definitely deserve to have a good...

Tracy, you definitely deserve to have a good holiday after all the months of hard work you put in to lose so much weight.

Have a drink on me:grin:
Forum: General Chat 7 Sep 21, 03:14 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,424
Posted By mickey house
I agree that we could offer them Ďpaidí work...

I agree that we could offer them Ďpaidí work which could then go towards the enormous cost of keeping them until their application has been agreed or otherwise which can often take years to process.
Forum: General Chat 7 Sep 21, 02:38 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,424
Posted By mickey house
Perhaps we could let all the young men who are...

Perhaps we could let all the young men who are economic migrants (and the genuine asylum seekers) who are arriving here by the thousands weekly in rubber dinghies to help fill the vacancies to give...
Forum: General Chat 6 Sep 21, 05:05 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,542
Posted By mickey house
Thatís not true because I donít like sharing the...

Thatís not true because I donít like sharing the limelight I want all the limelight for myself:grin:
Forum: General Chat 6 Sep 21, 03:35 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,469
Posted By mickey house
Iím still huge but a couple of pounds lighter...

Iím still huge but a couple of pounds lighter than I was 18 months ago. At that rate of weight loss if I reach 350 years old I should be my ideal weight:grin:
Forum: General Chat 6 Sep 21, 02:51 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,534
Posted By mickey house
Supermarket security guards?

Supermarket security guards?
Forum: General Chat 6 Sep 21, 02:51 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,542
Posted By mickey house
I hadnít considered that people were taking...

I hadnít considered that people were taking advantage of my celebrity friends to get to me. The thames boaters donít want me in their gang because I only have a baby boat:(
Forum: General Chat 6 Sep 21, 12:52 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,542
Posted By mickey house
I curse when Iím out with my celebrity friends...

I curse when Iím out with my celebrity friends and people keep coming up to them for autographs and selfies.
Forum: General Chat 6 Sep 21, 08:25 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,469
Posted By mickey house
I did lose weight and Iím lighter than when...

I did lose weight and Iím lighter than when lockdown started 18 months ago.
Forum: General Chat 6 Sep 21, 08:07 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,469
Posted By mickey house
Perhaps the fact that you joined the weight loss...

Perhaps the fact that you joined the weight loss challenge and then pulled out before it even started probably didnít help:(
Forum: General Chat 6 Sep 21, 07:46 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,469
Posted By mickey house
What a fantastic achievement and very well done...

What a fantastic achievement and very well done indeed you are an inspiration to your dibb family.
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