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Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 08:05 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
A couple was going out for the evening. The last...

A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out.

The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in. So the husband goes...
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 07:58 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 421
Posted By cartoonp
Just a update I got 20.00 pound so not bad I...

Just a update I got 20.00 pound so not bad I treat Maria with some chocolates 😂
Forum: Current Virus Issue Forum Yesterday, 05:55 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 292
Posted By cartoonp
What do you all think

Casino operator MGM Resorts International has announced that it will resume entertainment events at its properties in Las Vegas, Nevada from November 6.

COVID still high in USA but they do this ...
Forum: Current Virus Issue Forum Yesterday, 05:04 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,458
Posted By cartoonp
Best of luck xx

Best of luck xx
Forum: Christmas Yesterday, 03:31 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 938
Posted By cartoonp
Why not have a look on the website might give you...

Why not have a look on the website might give you some ideas https://www.hotelchocolat.com/uk
Forum: Current Virus Issue Forum Yesterday, 11:42 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,894
Posted By cartoonp
I world do my own risk assessment then decide. I...

I world do my own risk assessment then decide. I world look at where it is what they doing about Covid then if I am happy and I could get insurance then yes
Forum: General Chat 20 Oct 20, 04:06 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
Well-known lodging chain announced it was...

Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you ll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.
Forum: General Chat 20 Oct 20, 04:04 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 293
Posted By cartoonp
How much dose he want to pay

How much dose he want to pay
Forum: General Chat 19 Oct 20, 09:07 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 421
Posted By cartoonp
Funny story but not at first

I been with BT for over 18 years with very little problems had a few but nothing bad then last Friday my hub went off fine I thought it come back but after a couple of hours it did not so I called...
Forum: General Chat 19 Oct 20, 08:36 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,967
Posted By cartoonp
So so sorry 🤗 for your loss

So so sorry 🤗 for your loss
Forum: General Chat 19 Oct 20, 03:11 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 175
Posted By cartoonp
Yes you can ...

Yes you can

https://secure.tesco.com/clubcard/hotelscom/uk-009591.prd
Forum: General Chat 19 Oct 20, 11:00 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 947
Posted By cartoonp
Not I phone but I pad and my mobile boxes and tv...

Not I phone but I pad and my mobile boxes and tv ect I all ways keep the boxes
Forum: General Chat 18 Oct 20, 11:08 AM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
https://www.thedibb.co.uk/postImages/30833/e8fb5e7...

https://www.thedibb.co.uk/postImages/30833/e8fb5e76806ff5.jpg
Forum: General Chat 17 Oct 20, 08:37 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 713
Posted By cartoonp
Hi why not use the post office you can pay in...

Hi why not use the post office you can pay in money and with draw money there. Just a idea save you moving banks ops did not read post by cherry pie :)
Forum: Current Virus Issue Forum 16 Oct 20, 07:17 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,388
Posted By cartoonp
O dear hope he feels better soon 🤗

O dear hope he feels better soon 🤗
Forum: General Chat 16 Oct 20, 06:00 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
The wife said ...she wanted a word..i said go...

The wife said ...she wanted a word..i said go on...well. she said i was drinking way too much. And said i shud stop altogether.. well .. i was shocked... didnt even no i had a wife...
Forum: General Chat 15 Oct 20, 12:35 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,471
Posted By cartoonp
Looking at the local paper it says should be a...

Looking at the local paper it says should be a able next month so should mean it be avable all over with luck
...
Forum: General Chat 14 Oct 20, 05:38 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
Paddy and Mick are walking down the road and...

Paddy and Mick are walking down the road and Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand.
Paddy says to Mick, “If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have them both.”
Forum: Positivity Forum 14 Oct 20, 05:30 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 310
Posted By cartoonp
Anyone seen this

Sorry if posted else where might be a start to better things

https://www.afar.com/magazine/travel-between-new-york-and-london-could-resume-as-early-as-november
Forum: General Chat 14 Oct 20, 04:30 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,921
Posted By cartoonp
So sorry sending 🤗

So sorry sending 🤗
Forum: General Chat 14 Oct 20, 06:43 AM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the...

Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says, “Are you on foot or in the car?”
Billy says, “In the car.”
Paddy says, “That's the quickest way.”
Forum: Photo, Video & Vlogs 14 Oct 20, 06:41 AM
Replies: 1,337
Views: 99,749
Posted By cartoonp
Something different ...

Something different

https://www.thedibb.co.uk/postImages/30833/bee5ca22318b55.jpg
Forum: Current Virus Issue Forum 14 Oct 20, 06:24 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 3,080
Posted By cartoonp
Have to Agee I personally think although the...

Have to Agee I personally think although the rules are there for a reason there are certain circumstances where you need to brake them this one is one of them. I will add so sorry 🤗
Forum: General Chat 13 Oct 20, 08:49 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 489
Posted By cartoonp
Thanks Graham About 2 to 3 hours on a...

Thanks Graham



About 2 to 3 hours on a bad night around 4 on a good one the problem is for many years I was up very early so my body just got use to it and it carried on.
Forum: General Chat 13 Oct 20, 05:38 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 489
Posted By cartoonp
Can we start today again pleasev

I know. If we could we start the year again :( but I like to start today again. Here go this is what happened. I was up at 1 am nothing new in that I am normally about very early as I don’t sleep 💤...
Forum: General Chat 13 Oct 20, 07:14 AM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
An Irishman was flustered about not being able to...

An Irishman was flustered about not being able to find a parking space.
“Lord,” he prayed, “I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise...
Forum: General Chat 11 Oct 20, 04:39 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 876
Posted By cartoonp
You don’t get full anaesthetic you get local see...

You don’t get full anaesthetic you get local see this

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/cystoscopy/what-happens/
Forum: Trip Planning Florida 11 Oct 20, 04:33 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,153
Posted By cartoonp
Happy planing

Happy planing
Forum: General Chat 11 Oct 20, 04:20 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 876
Posted By cartoonp
Have a look at this here...

Have a look at this here (https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/instructions-after-your-cystoscopy) it might answer some of your questions wish you all the best
Forum: General Chat 11 Oct 20, 01:36 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 331
Posted By cartoonp
Hi have a look at the best and worst cumersevce ...

Hi have a look at the best and worst cumersevce then decide

https://www.lovemoney.com/news/12583/the-uks-worst-mobile-phone-provider

You can call any of the company’s and asked what the best...
Forum: General Chat 10 Oct 20, 08:08 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
Soon after O'Shaugnessy clocked in for work, the...

Soon after O'Shaugnessy clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office. When O'Shaugnessy returned, he had a mournful expression on his...
Forum: General Chat 10 Oct 20, 08:07 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
In a court in Killarney, deep in Munster,...

In a court in Killarney, deep in Munster, Ireland, this conversation is reported to have taken place: Lawyer: 'At the scene of the accident, Mr O'Shea, did you tell the Garda officer that you had...
Forum: General Chat 10 Oct 20, 08:06 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
A carload of hunters, on holiday, were looking...

A carload of hunters, on holiday, were looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer's yard in County Waterford, Ireland. The driver, Brannagh, went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt...
Forum: General Chat 10 Oct 20, 08:02 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 3,301
Posted By cartoonp
Swearing in front of children

Swearing in front of children
Forum: General Chat 10 Oct 20, 04:55 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
:pgig::pgig:

:pgig::pgig:
Forum: General Chat 10 Oct 20, 12:40 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,635
Posted By cartoonp
Jaffa getting on know he 13 so in human years the...

Jaffa getting on know he 13 so in human years the trouble starts as he a teenager 🤣 he love getting me up at 1 am to feed him. I go in to the living room watch tv go on pc ect he then nicks the warm...
Forum: General Chat 10 Oct 20, 12:27 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
Just a note loved reading all the jokes but keep...

Just a note loved reading all the jokes but keep them clean for on here as it a Family forum we all know the rude jokes but let’s keep them for other forums

Thanks all keep the going
Forum: General Chat 10 Oct 20, 12:24 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
Racing is a national pastime, I soon got...

Racing is a national pastime, I soon got accustomed to the Reverend fathers, rushing past me to get a bet on at the race track. My mate Trev spotted one Reverend father making a big fuss of a horse...
Forum: General Chat 10 Oct 20, 12:19 PM
Replies: 490
Views: 36,959
Posted By cartoonp
An Irishman goes to the doctor, who after...

An Irishman goes to the doctor, who after examining him says

“You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.

“So the doctor gives the man the...
Forum: General Chat 10 Oct 20, 11:46 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 293
Posted By cartoonp
I had 3 huwaei and they were the best but know...

I had 3 huwaei and they were the best but know because of what the company’s going though I changed to Samsung s29+5g very good phone and camera.
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