Eaten by wild Boars

[Sandra & co]

If they are Pork sausages and a wild Boar eats them isn’t that cannibalism because they are wild pigs. That is so wrong, instead of eating you they will be eating themselves. Better they eat you I think! 🤔
Cycle fast and they won’t catch you

[Colette-S]

Wear a go-pro so we can all watch you being chased (and possibly eaten)
This may be payback for your quality street deception

[disney332]

Better than being eaten by Dragons.

Disney332

[Nimbus]

Originally Posted by mickey house

I have considered strapping sausages to my bike so should I fall off my bike the wild boars would be more interested in the sausages than me, and it could allow me time to call the emergency services, but the downside is that the sausages might attract the wild boars?

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Assuming they are pork sausages, you do know what they are made of, don't you?

I don't think a boar will be particularly interested in eating sausages or yourself. Grass, fruit and bulbs* - yes. Humans and minced cousins - no.

(*of the plant variety. Not the type that light up)

[mickey house]

I didn't realise wild boar were veggies, so I won't bring a salad sandwich with me to the woods just in case.

[Sandra & co]

Why don’t you take fruit, if you get attacked you can lob it at them!

[Guest]

Watch where you're pedalling,do boars xxxx in the woods?

[bernard301]

Originally Posted by Button17

Ride along flinging sausages into the undergrowth. They'll lose interest in you very quickly xx
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Never "fling your sausage" into undergrowth, you'll either upset someone or, much worse, encounter a stray stinging nettle

[ERICSMUM]

Best stick to Costa, keep away from the woods.

[Nimbus]

Originally Posted by mickey house

I didn't realise wild boar were veggies, so I won't bring a salad sandwich with me to the woods just in case.

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Technically they're omnivores. But they prefer veggies. Apparently.