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30 Nov 20, 10:40 AM |
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My then 6 year old nephew was looking at my husbands Gulf war medals when they were at our house on Christmas fay. Having studied them for a while he then asked my husband, in a very serious voice "Uncle John, did you die in the war". He then proceeded to run off saying "This is the best Christmas ever" leaving my husband wondering what had just happened!
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30 Nov 20, 10:49 AM |
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Mum's first time at Subway to the bemused kid behind the counter
"I'll have a torpedo please... No no! I mean one of those submarine sandwiches" She also thought a cheeseburger was going to be made out of cheese and was disappointed to find meat in there. Edited at 10:52 AM. |
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30 Nov 20, 11:11 AM |
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Mrsmoo honestly thought that Recycled Toilet Paper was you know, used...
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30 Nov 20, 11:15 AM |
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My 5yr old Grandson came out of School on Friday and said to his Mum - 'they pulled something out of my nose today'
Mum in a panic and wondering what the heck he had shoved up his nose and they had to pull out for him. 5 mins later her eldest Child comes out and tells her they both had the nasal flu spray that day. So it transpires he didn't mind the stuff going up but wasn't keen on the kit coming out.
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30 Nov 20, 11:38 AM |
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My mum
'Can you watch the time, because I haven't got time to watch it?' She meant my sister needed to keep an eye on the time she needed to set off for school rather than relying on her. Also my mum, on walking passed a deckchair hire place in Blackpool 'I don't know how people can stand to sit in deck chairs all day.' My nephew when he was around 4 yr old, we had told him we were visiting Grandad's garden - we were visiting grandad's grave. 'Why's there all these dead bodies in grandad's garden?' Also my nephew at around 5yr old. We'd gone to a fish and chip shop and sat inside, he was insistant he didn't want anything, but we knew he'd probably want some when the food arrived and could share from our plates. So the server handed out the cutlery. 'What have they given me this fork 'n' knife for?' that isn't what it sounded like. |
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30 Nov 20, 11:41 AM |
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When my eldest daughter was very little she stayed the night at my sister in law's. When I picked her up she told me that Aunty Shelly had put salt all over her. It turned out that after her bath her Aunty had put talc on her😂.
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30 Nov 20, 01:46 PM |
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DD phoned the driving test centre to book a test. When she was asked her forenames she paused then said ‘but I’ve only got 2’. Me and the person on the line were laughing hysterically.
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30 Nov 20, 03:59 PM |
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Our back Garden is next to the 12th hole of the local golf course... now, the 12th hole has a blind tee shot [so when you tee off you cant see where the ball [should] land]...as golfers know there is a bell you ring once you have played your second shot, to let the guys on the Tee know they can now take their tee shots without hitting you..!
So...DW and I were sitting out the back enjoying a nice summers evening and we heard the bell ring, conversation went like this... DW : What was that, a bell? ME : Yeah, its the bell for the 12th hole on the golf course DW : What do you mean? ME : Well, when you play your second shot you have to tell the guys on the tee its safe for them to play so you sound the bell DW : Well, never knew that... you would have thought with the clubs and balls and stuff they would have enough to carry round the course. ME : Sorry, what? DW : Well each guy has to carry a big bell to ring as well..! Cue laughter for 5 minutes till I caught breath to tell her... |
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30 Nov 20, 04:41 PM |
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Getting Excited
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Location: Liverpool
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My daughter (early 20's so not a child) once asked me what the nut was on top of a Walnut Whip 😲. Recounting this story to my daughters friend, she also looked confused and incredulously responded to said question with "is it a hazelnut ? " 🤣. I was both amazed, saddened a little and laughing at the same time.
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30 Nov 20, 05:36 PM |
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