Bizarre Job Titles - The World Is Mad!

[Lola]

A 'Learning Facilitator' title means no need to employ qualified teachers

[YorkshireT]

Originally Posted by Bianca

LOL Head of Thought Leadership? That might be my favourite!

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Oh yes.

[Posiesmum]

Our daughter who works in film hates the title ‘executive producer’ she says it’s someone who does nothing but for more money than her!

[tim17]

Media distribution officer - paperboy.

Education centre nourishment consultant - dinnerlady. Oops can I say lady these days?

Wet leisure attendant - lifeguard.

[Mr Tom Morrow]

When I was on the tools our titles invariably became slang as opposed to jazzing them up.

I was a Carpenter so was always called a Chippie. Or if being told off by the Foreman a Wood Butcher.

Electrican - Sparks
Bricklayer - Brickie
Plasterer - Spread
Labourer - Goffer
Plumber - Spanner Monkey

It was a much simpler World back then

[Kd0758]

We have an M&S food hall opening nearby soon. They posted on a local Facebook page that they’re looking for an ‘instore hygiene manager’ and it says ‘This will be to deliver on site cleaning to specifications and standards within Health and Safety guidelines, policies and procedures’.

Basically they’re looking for a cleaner?

[Lisaw1971]

With all this In mind, what can I call myself?

I basically run a cleaning company & hate saying I’m a cleaner (snobbery I know!)

[Disneyfans]

I'm a pharmacy technician but much prefer the title of legal drug dealer that one of my friends decided was a better and funnier title. It's stuck now for over 10 years

[linder]

I was a hygiene technician which was a domestic (cleaner) in a hospital

[storm]

Went to test drive a new car yesterday. Salesman said "I will get you a Product Genie", turns out it was a person who sat with you while you drove & answered any questions you had, (on this occasion Genie couldn't).