My Christmas cake recipe

[Gev]

Thought you might like to try my recipe.

Ingredients

1 Cup of flour
1 tsp baking powder
1 Cup of butter
1 tsp salt
1 Cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle brandy
2 Cups mixed dried fruit

Instructions

Sample the brandy to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the brandy again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Using an electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the brandy is still ok. Try another cup. Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the fluffy bowl and chuck in the dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the dried flute gets stuck in the beaterer, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the brandy to check for tonsisticity

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Whatever. Check the brandy. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, anything,

Greash the oven and put the bowl on your head. Turn the cake tin 350 defrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl through the window

Check the brandy again and go to bed.


(Courtesy Orange Peel Gazette circa October 1999)

[wjd]

Thank you very much I've saved it to my pc.

[anniee]

My kinda recipe

[Guest]

LOL! What a FAB recipie ... definately my sort of cooking!

Thanks for posting
x

[wildwoods]

Thank you for the belly laugh , this now going to do the rounds in the office

[Guest]

Thats a great recipe, I wanted to try a new one

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