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Old 22 Jan 21, 09:20 PM  
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I hired a handyman and gave him a list of 5 jobs. He only did jobs 1, 3 and 5 on the list. Turns out he was a odd job man
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Old 22 Jan 21, 09:44 PM  
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I hired a handyman and gave him a list of 5 jobs. He only did jobs 1, 3 and 5 on the list. Turns out he was a odd job man
I had the exact same experience so asked him how he could call himself a handyman. He told me he lived just around the corner.
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Old 22 Jan 21, 10:10 PM  
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