Oh yuk!

[Guest]

Totally useless piece of information but here goes as I am restless!
Dh has rang me from work to inform me that a lady has been into the shop and promptly pooed herself!
My DH is a printer and was advising this lady about her job when he suddenly smelt something !
Without a care in the world, the lady just got up from where she was sitting , thanked him and walked out with an enormous stain on the back of her dress.
Middle aged woman with seemingly all her faculties!
Poor DH had the job of clearing it up:angry:
Altogether now... GAG, GAG, GAG!

[Guest]

My God how horrible - cmon you must know when you want to poo - that's disgusting

[Michelle]

She could of had the runs... sorry Lin that must of been awful for your DH to have to clean up.

[Guest]

OMG I would have vomited! That sounds like a scene from "LITTLE BRITAIN" you know the old lady who stands and wees herself! Sorry shouldn't laff but your poor DH ewwwwww!

[Guest]

Good job DH has a strong stomach!
I can't handle B.O let alone P.O.O.!

[Michelle]

OMG Vicky that always makes me laugh

[Guest]

I work in a hospital where that sort of thing happens all the time, but you don't expect it at the shops!

[Guest]

how funny ( sorry i mean awful !) my mates mum is a large lady and was put on drugs from the dr that help her lose weight , if she eats fat it doesnt digest and iot all just streems out of her and she cant stop it, this has happened to her a few times, maybe this is what happened to this poor lady, she must have died when she left the shop xx

[orlandobaby]

Sorry, I know we shouldn't laugh... but she must have walked down the street with that stain on her dress too!

[Guest]

everyday occurance where I work too but I agree you dont expect it to happen in a shop. Poor DH but how embarrassing for the poor women she obviously knew what had happened