Terrible jokes thread

[adamtoonarmy]

I opened the wardrobe the other day and there was a Lion in there.

I said ‘hoy, what are you doing in my wardrobe?’

He said Narnia business

Whose next?

[adamtoonarmy]

Nobody? I will try another one then.

I went in a pub the other day and there were strips of meat hanging from the ceiling. I said I am not drinking in here as the steaks are too high

[StorybookCircus]

I was bored over Christmas, so swapped all the wrappers around in a box of Celebrations. Everyone got their Snickers in a Twix!

[Johnnyp]

Someone sent me a egg in the post

I thought, is this this some kind of yolk

[Labboy]

Horse goes into a bar and the barman says Why the long face

[Pinchy]

I recently got my rejection letter from the Origami University.

I didn't know what to make of it.

[Floridatilly]

Originally Posted by adamtoonarmy

I opened the wardrobe the other day and there was a Lion in there.

I said ‘hoy, what are you doing in my wardrobe?’

He said Narnia business

Whose next?

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My husband has just given me a strange look because I suddenly burst out laughing at my phone 🤣

[Guest]

The original dodgy joke thread.

http://www.thedibb.co.uk/forums/show... php?t=1035323

And the next 500+

https://www.thedibb.co.uk/forums/sho... php?t=1073289

.if you fancy a giggle in these miserable times.

[Wazza]

I once had a pet newt

I called him Tiny

Because he was my newt

[adamtoonarmy]

I bought an old vinyl record the other day called 'sounds that wasps make'. When I got it home I thought 'that sounds nothing like wasps'

Then I realised - I was playing the bee side