Men - How many dates before it happened?

[mickey house]

Some men would be comfortable for it to happen on the first date, some would wait a while for it to happen, and there's the men who wouldn't want it to happen at all.

I usually left it a few dates for it to happen and then did a gently one to see how the lady reacted before going full on.

So guys how many dates did you go on with a lady before passing wind in front of her?

[MOUSEMARSH]

That started well and I was all up for the juicy ending when I read that it wasnt going Dutch and splitting the bill!

[Seaworldfan]

Wife went first after a week or so while laughing (at my shining wit.. nothing else), felt i had carte blanche after that and havent stopped since.

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Seaworldfan

Wife went first after a week or so while laughing (at my shining wit.. nothing else), felt i had carte blanche after that and havent stopped since.

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I have double standards because I won't let my wife pass wind in front of me but she complains all the time because I do it. I lived with a girl who purposely passed wind when I was painting the bathroom ceiling and it was silent but deadly and it put me off her so she had to go.

[Colette-S]

Regardless of when it was it would have been the last date!

I assume you have now got over your obsession with old people as you now seem fixated on farting

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Colette-S

Regardless of when it was it would have been the last date!

I assume you have now got over your obsession with old people as you now seem fixated on farting

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It's not so much that I'm fixated on passing wind, it's a body function that I have to perform (on a very regular basis).

[Stitch & Smudge]

Who’s thread was it that said he’d split with his other half if she ever broke wind in front of him? Still have a chuckle at that.

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Stitch & Smudge

Who’s thread was it that said he’d split with his other half if she ever broke wind in front of him? Still have a chuckle at that.

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I doubt it was me because most of my threads are very serious.

[Stitch & Smudge]

Originally Posted by mickey house

I doubt it was me because most of my threads are very serious.

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Worrying thing was I think he was being serious.

[Trusty ian]

I keep my wind passing private, with the exception of when at work . Theres a guy who I don't like , and he has to move the cars I park up. Needless to say I shut the offending wind inside the cars for his pleasure😂😂😂😂