Funny Pictures

[Mr Tom Morrow]

They walk amongst us!

[munmun]

Thanks Tom, can depend on you to make me smile.

[megaflyer]

I so much needed some funnies this morning - Thank you Mr Tom for delivering 👍

[Loopylooloo]

More please! So good to have something to chuckle at.

[Mr Tom Morrow]

Louise. Just for you.

[megaflyer]

Originally Posted by Loopylooloo

More please! So good to have something to chuckle at.

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I agree - Mr Tom’s humour on here is “often imitated but never duplicated “ a good chuckle is so good for our mental health

More please Mr Tom !

[Mr Tom Morrow]

Megaflyer. Here we go.

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Ethel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!

Watching Ethel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator!

Now if you knew our Ethel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!

Ethel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

[megaflyer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tom Morrow

Megaflyer. Here we go.

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Ethel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!

Watching Ethel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator!

Now if you knew our Ethel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!

Ethel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

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OMG my elevenses coffee just shot out all over the coffee table (and that wasn’t a euphemism lol) - bloody brilliant Mr Tom - thanks you

[Mr Tom Morrow]

Mona Lisa - The better version.

[megaflyer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tom Morrow

Mona Lisa - The better version.

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And as Dorothy Parker said (and I have it as my biog on some things ... )


“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”