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Old 18 Feb 19, 11:25 PM  
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Many years ago I spilled petrol on my member and it was so painful that I had to run from the pump to put it under a tap. Ever since I have changed the words of lipstick on my collar, to petrol on my pen is (put the last 2 words together).
Am I reading this right? Why did you have it out at the petrol station? 😂
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Old 19 Feb 19, 08:20 AM  
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Am I reading this right? Why did you have it out at the petrol station? 😂
Don’t encourage him!
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Old 19 Feb 19, 09:24 AM  
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Am I reading this right? Why did you have it out at the petrol station? 😂
I forced it in the car's filling hole and it splahed back and caused my Y fronts and shorts to get soaked through hence causing petrol to soak my pen is.
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Old 19 Feb 19, 09:29 AM  
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I forced it in the car's filling hole and it splahed back and caused my Y fronts and shorts to get soaked through hence causing petrol to soak my pen is.
I’ve just choked on my crumpet. What did you force in? And why are you wearing y fronts?
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I’ve just choked on my crumpet. What did you force in? And why are you wearing y fronts?
I forced the pump in, and I always wear Y fronts for quick and easy access.
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I forced the pump in, and I always wear Y fronts for quick and easy access.
Aah thank you for the clarification
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Well there's a vision that will sadly probably stay with me all day.

Mind bleach anyone?
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Our local radio station used to do an ear worm section every day.

The amount of rubbish I would find myself humming in the kitchen was ridiculous.

Two have really dig in and I cannot shift them.

Alice Merton "No Roots" (it's my cleaning dancing song)

And the Wombles.
That Uncle Bulgaria line is a killer.

Oh and ring of fire...

And... 10cc Donna.

And ... Oh there are lots 😉
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Well there's a vision that will sadly probably stay with me all day.

Mind bleach anyone?
Yes please. Feeling quite nauseous
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Yes please. Feeling quite nauseous
Agreed. Would prefer to have the wombles stuck in my head.
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