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Old 21 Mar 10, 04:52 AM  
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Jilly and Willy's First. Meemee's 6th (day 10)

The cast

Me. 52 years, been to Florida 10 times, that tight I only breathe in, slightly OCD.

Al. 52 years. My OH driver and pathfinder.

Meemee. Me mother, 75 years ,ailments too many to mention has an ECV we call it the COC (Chariot of Carnage)

Our Willy. Me brother 50 yrs a Disney 1st timer has the body of a god... BUDDAH

Jilly. 50 yrs, Willys OH, another Disney first timer has rheumatoid arthritus doesn't let it get her down. Uses a wheelchair.

I was up first this morning.

Meemee on hearing the kettle quickly followed.
She settled on the patio with all her medication and I brought the tea.

I could tell she was sort of tripping.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds***********.

"Whats up?"

"I've done something stupid"

"What?"

"I haven't brought enough of me Polly Wolly tablets"

"nah we must have checked a 1000 times"

"Well I thought it was a new box and I remember now, I took a strip out"

"What do the Polly Wollies do?"

"They keep me calm".

I felt a sudden blood rush.

That song just smashed straight through my brain

There may be trouble ahead.!

Today the plan is back to Magic Kingdom.
Jilly wants to shop for "bits for the grandchildren".
Me?
I want a Minnie Mouse but they are on sale at Walmart for 5.46 so that's where I plan to get one.
Our Willy is convinced that Leeds UTd will be on Sky at 3.00pm.
They are due to play Liverpool at 8.00pm BST.
We have to get everything done to get him back to the villa by 3.00pm.
Once again he is manipulating the plan to fit round his addiction to sport on telly.

Whilst the others were getting ready, me and Al nipped to Walmart for the Minnie.
Plus who can resist Cabernet Sauvignon at 2.39 dollars a bottle.
Its cheaper than the milk.
(Not to be recommended on yer Oatibix tho)
I also managed to get Meemee a pack of quiet lifes.

I saw Clint and told him we were going home soon .
This might be our last time.
If Meemee can't make it next year I won't either.
I cant leave Meemee at home.

He sang One Broken Heart For Sale, its a B side but it summed up how I was feeling,

We have tended to cook breakfast in, but due to todays tight operation we had breakfast out.

Bit of a blooper really because this meant that Meemee couldn't have her "mornesta".
This is the same as a siesta except it is taken in the morning.

We managed to get to MK by 10.45.

Jilly wanted to look in a shop before we caught the monorail.

We doubled back.

Now!
Meemee doesn't do reverse on the COC nor does she do 3 point turns.
To turn around she has to have a wide space so she can do a big circle.

I thought she was in the shop with Jilly.

Jilly and Willy came out of the shop and she wasn't with them.

I was looking round for her and I spotted the tail end of the coc in some bushes she had not allowed enough room and had over shot the path!

Lucky it wasn,t a topiary.

My head started again.

There may be trouble ahead! .

We decided to transfer by monorail.

I still think the ferry is best.

The Q was busy.

We were put in a holding pen for the disabled.

As Meemee was approaching the pen a woman decided to jump over the barrier and into our pen.

Now the COC works on a trigger if you take your finger off the trigger the COC stops.

Meemee's brain doesn't always send the correct message to the finger.

The woman jumped right in front of her and Meemee didn't stop.

The womans foot was sort of jammed near a post and Meemee didn't release the trigger.

I can still see the look on that poor womans face please, please, please stop your COC from grinding on my foot.

Meemee looking at her with a vacant "where did you come from" expression.

Finger still on the trigger!

The guard was doing his nut because the woman had jumped over his barrier.:angry:

I was doing my nut with Meemee for not stopping.

Meemee was blaming Al because he had put the COC on rabbit to get up the hill and then not adjusted it.

That song was in my head again

There may be trouble ahead! .

We got on the train.

There were 2 other people in the carriage with us.
I think they were Spanish.
No.
I hope they were Spanish.

ME: Get off that COC and let Jilly have it! .
You are a maniac! .

Meemee: It wasn't my fault.
Al put me on rabbit.

Al: I never touched the COC its you. You won't take your finger off the thing.

Jilly: (Ever the voice of reason). I'll do the COC and let Our Willy shove you round in the wheelie.

So then we had the two of them swapping over in the carriage and they made a right rrrrrses of that.

The voices in my head came back.
There may be trouble ahead.!

Finally we were sorted, off the train and on our way to the strip search.

We decided to do the bits we hadnt done last time, do the shopping and get back home by 3.00pm.

This actually suited me and Al.
As mentioned in my previous blogs due to not eating out we have spent NOTHING.

We wanted to go to the proper shops.

The first up was the Jungle cruise.
It was a walk on but we had to wait for Wamba Wanda.
Its the wheelchair hoist boat.
The trip was good and the CM was funny even though it was a woman. (From previous blogs you will know I prefer a man)
Then it came to disembarking and I realised Meemee had fallen asleep.

We all got off and left the CMs to it.



It was hot so we decided to stop for one of those iced drinkd thingies.

They were really nice.

Meemee wanted tea. They didn't do tea.

Jilly: These are nice aren't they?.

Meemee: I wanted tea didn't they do tea?

Willy: Mines nice, is your lemon one nice Mam?

Meemee: I wanted tea didn't they do tea?

Me: Whats yours like Al?

Meemee: Tea quenches yer thirst we'll need another drink soon. Didn't they do tea?

There may be trouble ahead!

Are the voices only talking to me?

There wasn't much of a Q for splash mountain so we decided to do it.

I knew Our Willy was in a dilemma.

He had secretly bottled splash mountain.

That left him with old Meemee who hadn't had her Mornesta or her Polly Wollies.

Me?

I'de have ridden down that shute bare rrsed without the boat than sit it out with Meemee.

Its a really good ride with a scary bit at the end.

We came off and Meemee was wittering AGAIN


They could have had a cup of tea but I hadn't left them any money.
She felt like a "beggar at the gate needing money".

The voices started again.

My hands are carressing her neck!

"You will be a beggar at the pearly gate if you carry on".!

We wanted to go on Peter Pan but the Q was 40 minutes. and time was getting on.

We opted for Snow White.

We used the disabled entrance.

Jilly and Willy jumped on first.

The CMs stopped the ride for Meemee. (I had already got on).


Meemee couldn't get her leg over so opted to sit it out with Al.

They didn't give me chance to get back off so I had to ride it out on my own like Nobby No Mates.

The ride was garbage as well.

Time was getting on so Jilly hit the Disney shops for the kids gifts.

Main Street looked really good because its halloween next month.




We managed to get back to the villa for 3.00pm.

Me and Al went straight out shopping.

We called to the cheesecake factory and had a late lunch.

NO!

I didnt feel guilty leaving them 3 in the villa with half a loaf and a jar of peanut butter.

I did buy them some cheesecake though.

I managed to buy a handbag.
A pair of Nike golf shoes marked down from 210 dollars to 74 dollars.

I also found myself a pair of Rockport walking shoes in the bargain bin for 20 dollars.

The guy said if I could find another pair I could have both pairs for 30 dollars. Result!

We decided to make our way back because the others were probably starving.

I called to a take out and got pizzas.

I decided to nick into Walmart to get wedges to go with them.

Yer know what there was that bloody Clint singing Teddy Bear to two women.

One of them had a really cheap perm as well.

He knew I had clocked him.

I bought the wedges.

On the way out he was singing "She's not you".

I should bloody hope not with a barnet like that.

I just had to let him av it.




YOUR THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE!



We finally arrived back at the villla.

I could see the relief on Jilly and Willies faces. (perhaps they are now hearing voices).

Whilst they tore into the pizzas.

I made Meemee a cocktail.

Tea. A good slurp of bandy and 6 quiet lifes.!
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Old 21 Mar 10, 10:28 AM  
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Cant wait for day 11. You have cracked me up this morning. x
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Why have I missed these?

I feel Mee Mees pain! and who is Clint? I will go back and read them all and do no work again today,

Very funny esp the woman getting run over- serves her flippin right I say,

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OK Im up to date now, now wheres day 11?

Your pics still arent loading except the last one, cant think what your doing wrong?

Very very funny reports. Gave me a proper laugh this morning, Cheers!

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Brilliant! anyone know where day 11 is got to read them
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Old 21 Mar 10, 05:21 PM  
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Another great read.
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Another great day, looking forward to reading about the rest of your holiday. Bet that woman wont jump the queue again, serves her right!
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I have just read from day one to now how did i miss these and thank you to whoever bounced them
Thank you sooooo much for sharing your holiday antics with us, i have laughed out loud my family think i have gone mad
You are indeeed a very clever lady your writing is brilliantly funny
I would love to see who you all are the pics are not working
just one question where is day 11?
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It is so funny... are you sure you are not a writer?
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Soo glad you're back, got a great laugh before bedtime.
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