As Me Anything - Being a Southerner

[Floridatilly]

Why oh why do southerners eat jellied ells and pickled eggs 🤢
Not at the same time hopefully 🤞🏻

[buryboy]

Why is a reservoir with a man made beach treated like it’s heaven on earth ?
It’s is because you are all squashed like sardines in your million pound shoeboxes and yearn to be squashed like sardines getting sand in your bits but having some water to look at ?

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by dannybegood

Where are you really from, are you southern? Cockney? Where is the south? If you are identifying as oss, are you able to post this? So many questions, can you just get your wife on and we will truly know the enigma that is MH!

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I was born in Neasden (North West London) just a couple of miles feom Wembley stadium.

South is anywhere beyond the Watford gap.

My wife isn't into dibbing so she doesn't come on here, but she suggests I spend too much time on the dibb and not enough time doing all the jobs I should be doing.

[Colette-S]

Originally Posted by Floridatilly

Why oh why do southerners eat jellied ells and pickled eggs 🤢
Not at the same time hopefully 🤞🏻

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The thought of them sliding round my mouth makes me gag

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Floridatilly

Why oh why do southerners eat jellied ells and pickled eggs 🤢
Not at the same time hopefully 🤞🏻

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We don't all eat those things, but I believe everyone from the east end of London does

[dannybegood]

Can you get your psychologist to answer our questions then?

[dannybegood]

Or monkey surely he/she can give us a straight answer?

[Omega1]

Originally Posted by mickey house

I live in a small house (with my small body part).

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Do all southern men have a small body part, or is it dependent on the size of your house?

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by buryboy

Why is a reservoir with a man made beach treated like it’s heaven on earth ?
It’s is because you are all squashed like sardines in your million pound shoeboxes and yearn to be squashed like sardines getting sand in your bits but having some water to look at ?

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I have never once sat around the Lido beach area, but I do walk around it with my doggy sometimes but only when it's not weekends, bank holidays or school holidays unless it's first thing in the morning.

I saw the ridiculous queues of people waiting to get into an already full Lido today and they are mad. Lots of complaints of visitors parking over peoples drives, letting their kids swim in the disgusting Lido water and leaving all their rubbish in the Lido (as is the norm).

My shoebox doesn't cost a million pounds because it's very small, but I do envy the mansions up north that can be bought for loose change

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by dannybegood

Can you get your psychologist to answer our questions then?

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My therapist has refused to see me again because she says I am beyond help