As Me Anything - Being a Southerner

[enjibenji]

Jellied eels, no way pedro! But I do love a pickled egg.
I'm a southern softy, when I worked in an office, half the clients thought I was a cockney and the others thought I was a west coast country bumpkin.
I suppose I am sort of halfway down the m4 between London and Bristol.
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[mickey house]

Originally Posted by enjibenji

Jellied eels, no way pedro! But I do love a pickled egg.
I'm a southern softy, when I worked in an office, half the clients thought I was a cockney and the others thought I was a west coast country bumpkin.
I suppose I am sort of halfway down the m4 between London and Bristol.
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As a child we moved to Swindon new town (Mannington Park Crescent) but moved back to London within a few years who was fortunate because the last time I stopped in Swindon many locals had a country bumkin accent and that could have been me had we stayed

[enjibenji]

Originally Posted by mickey house

As a child we moved to Swindon new town (Mannington Park Crescent) but moved back to London within a few years who was fortunate because the last time I stopped in Swindon many locals had a country bumkin accent and that could have been me had we stayed

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Haha and too many blooming roundabouts!

[Hudson]

Lager shandy or bitter shandy?

[buryboy]

Originally Posted by mickey house

I have never once sat around the Lido beach area, but I do walk around it with my doggy sometimes but only when it's not weekends, bank holidays or school holidays unless it's first thing in the morning.

I saw the ridiculous queues of people waiting to get into an already full Lido today and they are mad. Lots of complaints of visitors parking over peoples drives, letting their kids swim in the disgusting Lido water and leaving all their rubbish in the Lido (as is the norm).

My shoebox doesn't cost a million pounds because it's very small, but I do envy the mansions up north that can be bought for loose change

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This was our walk yesterday afternoon. I’m sure we saw a few people at some stage

[Sandra & co]

Originally Posted by mickey house

I was born in Neasden (North West London) just a couple of miles feom Wembley stadium.

South is anywhere beyond the Watford gap.

My wife isn't into dibbing so she doesn't come on here, but she suggests I spend too much time on the dibb and not enough time doing all the jobs I should be doing.

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I was born in Edgware hospital so not that far away either, I don’t talk posh so you how do you? 🤔

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Hudson

Lager shandy or bitter shandy?

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Neither, I used to drink pints of lager as a young man but I have been a red wine drinker for many years (specifically Oyster Bay).

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Sandra & co

I was born in Edgware hospital so not that far away either, I don’t talk posh so you how do you? 🤔

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I was taught to speak posh at my Junior school in Neasden and my secondary school in Wembley (before the head teacher was sent to prison for embezzlement of school funds).

[Megandllsmum]

Do you sing lots of Chas and Dave songs and do you talk cock-er-ney , how often do you have pie and mash?

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Omega1

Do all southern men have a small body part, or is it dependent on the size of your house?

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I haven’t yet conducted a survey on southern mens body part sizes, but I don’t think the size of your house is consistent with the size of your body parts.