Just ordered a new boat

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Disney_time

Have you got a name for your boat MH?

I could suggest you call it after your dear Mum, so that when she has her wee outing, she is in no doubt about her generosity. You could always ask her to crack a small bottle of Asda Smart price prosecco over the bow.

See more...

I am going to call it ‘Dribbler’ because I am a real life dribbler.

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Sew109

Sorry wrong thread

See more...

It’s an easy error to make posting on the wrong thread.

[Button17]

I think I saw you in your boat earlier xx

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Button17

I think I saw you in your boat earlier xx

See more...

I wish I was as slim as that captain.

[Elmhurst 5]

I'm absolutely sure your Mum will be overjoyed at how much of her money you've spent on 'your pleasure boat', and she wont mind, cos you generously gave up so much of your time laying her beautiful decking.

[P&S]

I think you should show your mum and take her for a ride in your new boat, you are such a devoted son I'm sure she will be delighted with your gift to yourself Just don't be dribbling in front of your mum though!

[mickey house]

Thank you all for your kind comments but I won’t mention the boat purchase to my mum because she would worry if she looked at her savings account that she won’t have enough to pay the bills and meet the monthly payments for the loan I took out in her name for my new car.

[Sandra & co]

Originally Posted by mickey house

Thank you all for your kind comments but I won’t mention the boat purchase to my mum because she would worry if she looked at her savings account that she won’t have enough to pay the bills and meet the monthly payments for the loan I took out in her name for my new car.

See more...

If she can’t afford her bills she can come live with you, so really you want your mummy to come and give you kisses and snuggles 🥰

[Johnnyp]

And he called her ‘Dignity’😄