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7 Sep 21, 11:26 AM |
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Anyone for a Joke thread - need a laugh….
I’ll kick off………..
I asked the clerk in the toy shop where the Terminator action figures were ... She said "Aisle B, back". Disney332
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7 Sep 21, 11:52 AM |
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Proud to wear my Ears
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As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer
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7 Sep 21, 12:22 PM |
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I made a ventriloquist's dummy out of some old carpet.
It's ruggish... Disney332
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7 Sep 21, 12:58 PM |
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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
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7 Sep 21, 01:01 PM |
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The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
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7 Sep 21, 01:08 PM |
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If women are so perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?
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7 Sep 21, 01:12 PM |
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Got an email telling me how to read maps backwards.
Turns out it's spam. Disney332
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7 Sep 21, 01:15 PM |
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A girl with a lisp pays a visit to her doctor complaining of shortage of breath.
The doctor gets his stethoscope out and says to her "Right, big breaths" She says, "Yeth and I'm only thixteen Disney332
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7 Sep 21, 01:21 PM |
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If you buy an electric car will you need a current license
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7 Sep 21, 01:53 PM |
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I told my wife she’d drawn her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised. Disney332
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