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7 Sep 21, 02:19 PM |
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7 Sep 21, 02:37 PM |
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Car broke down and this guy pulled up asked if he could help.
“Yes please” I said “any good at car repairs?” “No chance” he said “I’m a chiropodist not a mechanic” “That’s ok” I said “you can give me a toe” Disney332
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7 Sep 21, 03:01 PM |
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7 Sep 21, 03:44 PM |
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There's a new restaurant called Karma
There's no menu You get what you deserve |
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7 Sep 21, 03:46 PM |
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Don't spell part backward. It's a trap
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7 Sep 21, 04:00 PM |
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I've just tried some of Elvis Costello's mediterranean-inspired sausages.
I can't see them catching on myself, but apparently olive salami is here to stay. Disney332
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7 Sep 21, 05:13 PM |
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After the wedding service, a boy asked his cousin “How many women can a man marry?”
-“Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. -“How do you know that?” -“Easy,” the little boy said. -“All you have to do is add it up like the pastor said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”🤣😂🤣😂
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7 Sep 21, 05:20 PM |
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My son said I’m obsessed with coffee.
I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded. Disney332
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7 Sep 21, 05:27 PM |
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Watched a documentary about Stockholm Syndrome
Didn't like it at first but loved it at the end Went to see an acupuncturist today... when I got home my voodoo doll was dead Edited at 05:30 PM. |
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7 Sep 21, 07:21 PM |
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What do you call a hen staring at a pile of lettuce?
Chicken cesar salad
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