Fun Thread...Mis-heard Song Lyrics?

[Princess Alison]

We drove across western Canada a few years back listening And singing along to Charlie Puth and the turtle on his knee from the song attention.

Only later did Did we find out it was 'dirt all on my name'!

[EssexSue]

Originally Posted by Princess Alison

We drove across western Canada a few years back listening And singing along to Charlie Puth and the turtle on his knee from the song attention.

Only later did Did we find out it was 'dirt all on my name'!

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Yours makes more sense to be fair. 😂

[Custancia]

Originally Posted by Juliemack

We regularly used to sing 'O Jesus I have promised' in assembly at school. There is a line where you sing 'my hope to follow duly'... obviously I always sang 'my hope to follow Julie'. Never occurred to me that would be daft at the time.

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I always wondered who she was, and why we should follow her, when singing this!

[marypoppins38]

My daughter thought for years that ‘Feed the World’ was ‘FIFA World’. She said she she had always been a bit confused about why a song about Christmas and Africa has been named after football. 🙈

[Ninja]

Oh Black Betty, slam the lamb!

[Sas]

Originally Posted by Megandllsmum

Dire straits money for nothing... I always thought it was money for nothing and your chips for free until I saw someone sing it on karaoke 🍟🎤😜

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Jeez me too had to just ask what it was meant to be! I thought it was poker chips 😂😂

[Wee_Red]

So my sisters also used to sing an alternate version of "Horny, Horny, Horny" which was "Honey, Honey, Honey"

Took us forever to clarify a line in Girls Aloud' "Promise". The part where Sarah sings solo "Here I am, walking bimbo!" eh, primrose

[Guest]

When I was much younger I used to go line dancing once a week with my Mum and her friend and daughter. As we were walking home I started singing one of the songs ...

“Come on let’s pussy cat, let’s pussy pussy...”

Turns out it was “Come on let’s cruise you got nothing to lose... ”

My sister used to think “I’m feeling irate” was “I’m feeling Irene” 🙈

[wikkle jan]

A couple of the old ones...

Sir Clif ... P*ss of hunny (It's so funny )

Solid as my C**K (solid as a rock)

sorry taxi

[WhereIBelong]

Originally Posted by Leggibone

My faves are

‘Got my eyeball stuck in replay’ (should be iPod stuck in replay)
And
‘Pair of Pair of, Pair of Tights (paradise - by Coldplay)

Love some of these! Defo can’t unhear some of them!

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I always sing that to Coldplay. will have to tell DH that someone else hears it too!