Jilly and Willy's First. Meemee's 6th Day 3

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www.thedibb.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=351691The cast
Me, 52 years been to Florida 10 times, that tight I only breathe in. Have slight OCD.
Al, My OH 52 years. Driver and pathfinder

Meemee, my mother, ailments to numerous to mention. Has an ECV we call it the COC (chariot of carnage).

Our Willy, my brother, 50 years 1st time to Florida has the body of a god. Buddah!

Jilly, Willies other half, 1st time to Florida, has rhematoid athritus doesn't let it get her down.

Day 3 Magic Kingdom.

We were up at daft o-clock again this morning. Meemee is threatening a cold but willing to soldier on. With her belly full of bacon sandwiches 2 paracetamol and 4 cups of tea Meemee went back to bed.
Me, Al and Jilly did a few lengths of the pool, actually we increase it day by day. Today we are on 13.
Our Willy was performing some sort of voodoo ceremony on all the ribs he bought in Walmart yesterday.
There he was in his flowery shorts sort of slapping and massaging. He reminded me of one of those All Blacks performing a dance before a rugby match.
Went down to Walgreens for some medication.
I love this shop.
The medication is so cheap! Never mind the designer labels. STOCK UP ON DRUGS!
I had a trolley full of them it only came to 47 dollars.
Everything I bought started off with FOR THE RELIEF OF !
Our Willy bought a giant spider unbeknown to AL.
Al watches all these Discovery programmes.
Apparently there are 5 sorts of venemous spider in Florida and our Willy reckons its about time Al met one.
He is planning to plant it in the villa.
Nipped into Walmart in case Clint the Walmart "Elvis" greeter had missed me.
This morning it was Heartbreak hotel.
I knew he had missed me.
Called back to the villa and got Meemee out of her coffin and set off for Magic Kingdom.
We arrived at Magic Kingdom 12.00. Transferred by ferry.
It was Jilly and Willys first time and I think its better to see MK for the first time by ferry.
The car Park was empty.
Not so the park. It was full and everybody was armed with a buggy.
Meemee is not in her right mind today and the left one is over crowded as well!
So Jilly and Meemee swapped, Jilly had the COC and Meemee the wheelchair. Much safer with all those buggies about.
Our first stop was for an orange mivvy it was so hot.
We then went on the Pirates of the Carribean.
Our Willy declared it to be 100 times better than DLP.
Next up was Big thunder mountain railway (20 minutes wait).
Meemee sat it out. We left her in the shade with a box of kleenex, a litre of water and 20 Superkings.
Because Jilly had the COC they let us use the back passage we were on in 5 minutes.
Now our Willy pretends to be brave and he hides his fears pretty well.
Because we were on first we were at the front.HE SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL.
He came off declaring there was no way he was going on splash mountain because he felt sick. It was nothing to do with the ride it was hunger coupled with his orange mivvy.
Yeah yeah yeah now wipe yer gob you've left a touch of bull S*** in the corner.
We stopped at Peco Bills and got some chicken wraps to settle Willys stomach.
He needed it, the next stop was one of Meemees favourites.
Its a small world.
Everybody knocks it but year after year they do it.
BECAUSE ITS THE LAW.
Again we used the back passage. Meemee managed to transfer into the boat without the hoist. She always has to have a look first, just to "make sure she can get her leg over! "
We came off and sang its a small world all the way along to Mickeys Philar Magic.
3d, bum on a seat, fabulous show leave me here I am in heaven.!
Next up was supposed to be the big riverboat but it was down for painting to we trawled on to the haunted mansion.
Again we went through the back passage.
I have never seen the presentation yet.
I have always boarded at the exit.
Perhaps a Dibber will tell me if I have missed anything.
Our next port of call was the Carousel of Progress.
I first ever visited Disney in 1986 and this was my first ride.
Meemee thinks it is fab.
I like it because the chairs are comfy its cool and I can identify with the 1980s kitchen.
ITS JUST LIKE MINE! (AL TAKE NOTE).
The next was BUZZY, Meemee sat it out declaring it to be daft.
Again we left her with her water, hankies and superkings.
She must be really gratified to know she has such a caring family.
I love BUZZY!
I won because I know the secret, I read it on DIBB and haven't told anybody else. I also won on Men in Black at Universal using the same technique, it works!
Time was getting on so we decided to cop a squat for the parade.
The parade was fabulous as always, the camera I had didn't seem to be capturing the magic. The girl near me seemed to have a much better one than me.
Mental note need another camera.
We fought our way out and got home about 9.00pm.
We only had some salad to go with Willys ribs so we stopped at a British Bar next door to Publix hw 27 and bought chips.
12 dollars for 3 portions.
Maybe its me being in the business. BINNED THEM.
But all in all a lovely day.

[feebee]

you should be on the stage 1! looking forward to more

[Guest]

Bump. Going backwards to keep these together. Absolutely brilliant!

[pudge]

Gosh your reports are terrifically funny

[Cinnabon]

Very funny report.

I know what you mean about the drugs, we always stock up.

[Guest]

Really enjying the trip reports. Loving your sense of humour.
Vicki

[Irishrover]

Just imagining Meemee sitting abandoned with her superkings,

Glad to find out who Clint is , cheating B, used to hold his hand while he sang and everything, glad I always carry sanitizer.

Bren

[Guest]

Disney at 75 though good for Meemee

[kanes]

Another great day, can't believe I haven't seen your reports before

[Guest]

ah another family hooked on the walgreen drug run... every two yers we buy enough to start our own Boots!