Fun Thread...Mis-heard Song Lyrics?

[klr15]

Originally Posted by Megandllsmum

The freed from desire one I thought that too but what the heck is a trumbelease 😂😂😂😂

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I’ve got no idea, I don’t even think it’s a real thing and yet I was singing those lyrics for about 20 years without questioning it! 😂😂😂

[Flossiemay]

Dd used to insist it was
Don’t cry for me Sergeant Tina

[willow]

Mine was from Dirty Dancings I had the time of my life.
Instead of,
You're the one thing
I can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something
This could be love

I heard the third line as,

I can’t get on a bus!

[willow]

Originally Posted by cornishfrogboy

Excuse me while I kiss this guy .. Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix.

See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen... Dancing Queen.

It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not... Chicken on a bear by Bon Jovi.

It must have been some kind of cheese... I died in your arms last night by Cutting Crew.

That’s me in corner, let’s pee on the spotlight... losing my religion by R.E.M.

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Let’s pee on the spotlight 😂🤣

That is now in my head!

[Alwaysdisley]

For longer than I care to say I sang Cheap Thrills. . .

'Til I hit the dance floor
Hit the dance floor
I got all I need
No, I ain't got cash
I ain't got cash
But I got you, baby

. . . As hit the Dumpster! 🙈

[Vinniecat]

My friend used to sing: we're riding along on the Christopher railway and the sun is in the sky.

I heard: I'm gonna take my horse to the water hole
My daughter heard: I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room

[Taffy1959]

Originally Posted by Chair1519

I borrowed part of a Peter Kay sketch about misheard lyrics as Panto Dame last year. Added a whole bunch of new ones to it and only kept a couple of his.

The hotdogs go on
My burgers are the best
Chasing Penguins
Sue Lawley
F*rting Carrots (which the kids loved)

Its difficult now when you hear the songs not to think of the wrong lyrics.

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I love that Peter Kay sketch it’s so funny

[Leyfy]

Originally Posted by maidmarian

We built this city on sausage rolls... 😆

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We pet this kitty
We pet this kitty and boop it’s nose!

[littlelish0544]

Chumbawumbas drinking song...
The line is i get knocked down but i get up again
I thought it went i get knocked down like a lumberjack

[Lindaelaine]

Jackson 5 I'll Be There

You and I must make a pact
We must bring salvation back

I sang, You and I must take a pack, we must bring some fishes back.