Terrible jokes thread

[dreamadream]

Did you hear about my irish bullet proof friend? he’s called Rick O’Shay. Nothing touches the guy.
Hubby told me this after my 4th nightshift and somehow I laughed myself to sleep 😂

[Mazbar]

Newcastle fc. Now that’s a terrible joke

[MINI MOUSE]

Did I tell you I was scared of trampolines ..

Ye they make me jump

[cartoonp]

Originally Posted by FamilyGWales

The original dodgy joke thread.

http://www.thedibb.co.uk/forums/show... php?t=1035323

And the next 500+

https://www.thedibb.co.uk/forums/sho... php?t=1073289

.if you fancy a giggle in these miserable times.

See more...

Thank you

[greekgranny]

What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi!

[adamtoonarmy]

[disney332]

Bloke walks into the doctors and says to him ' doctor youve got to help me i think ive turned into a moth '

doctor says ' if you think that then you dont need me you need a pyschiatrist - but what made you want to come into see me ?'

Bloke said ' well i saw your light was on '

Disney332

[sparrow]

Elton John had released a new song dedicated to his lovely new pet rabbit. It’s called ‘It’s a little fit bunny’.

[Sarah]

What do you say to a blind deer?
No eye deer

[Endeavour]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer juggling. He notices they are struggling to see him so stands up on a box so they can get a better view. He turns to each of them in turn and asks if the view is now better. They each answer in turn:
'Yes'
'Oui'
'Si'
'Ja'