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22 Jan 21, 09:20 PM
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I hired a handyman and gave him a list of 5 jobs. He only did jobs 1, 3 and 5 on the list. Turns out he was a odd job man
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22 Jan 21, 09:44 PM
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22 Jan 21, 10:10 PM
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A man was arrested for stealing helium balloons ...they held him for a while but then they let him go.
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22 Jan 21, 10:23 PM
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A man visits the American plains and askes a stranger what the difference is between a bison and a buffalo.
The stranger looks at him and then asks, "Well, have you tried washing your hands in a buffalo?"
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22 Jan 21, 10:27 PM
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Why are roofs unreliable?
They're easily lead.
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23 Jan 21, 12:12 AM
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Join Date: Nov 07
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of his cupboard?
"Supplies!" |
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23 Jan 21, 03:15 AM
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Imagineer
 Join Date: Aug 07
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Irish man working on a building site, brick comes down and slices his ear off,
English man see's an ear on the floor and ask's, hay Paddy is this your ear ? but Paddy said NO mine had a pencil behind it... 
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23 Jan 21, 10:47 PM
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Join Date: Oct 11
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What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man
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24 Jan 21, 03:43 AM
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Apprentice Imagineer
 Join Date: Apr 20
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What do you call a fish with no eye ?
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24 Jan 21, 11:17 AM
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Imagineer
Join Date: Jul 19
Location: Wessex
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If anyone has any advice on how to reverse cheap plastic surgery, I'm all ears.
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