Discounting family members meals

[Sandra & co]

Charge them £50 each and supply face masks and hand sanitiser, hand wash. After the terrible year we’ve had you should charge more, will you be able to afford the bigger boat now and can I come on it? I’ll meet you up Sainsburys with a smile and I’ll bring the family!

[enjibenji]

What about the extra for loo rolls 🤔

[Loobylou_82]

Hope it's not profiteroles for dessert.
Would you be able to charge extra for profiteroles as you have a unique way of serving them?

[mick]

Mickey

We're seeing a far more serious side to your posts now what with food banks and motor boat purchase - which I sadly took as a light hearted post and responded accordingly.

A 25% discount seems appropriate but I trust portions will be reduced by a similar amount. Perhaps they can be asked to bring table presents as well of around £50 value. That will give them the opportunity to show how much they appreciate your generosity.

Do you have any seasonal tips for us two 74 year olds beyond staying locked up for the next few months?

Mick

[Colette-S]

Originally Posted by mick

Mickey

We're seeing a far more serious side to your posts now what with food banks and motor boat purchase - which I sadly took as a light hearted post and responded accordingly.

A 25% discount seems appropriate but I trust portions will be reduced by a similar amount. Perhaps they can be asked to bring table presents as well of around £50 value. That will give them the opportunity to show how much they appreciate your generosity.

Do you have any seasonal tips for us two 74 year olds beyond staying locked up for the next few months?

Mick

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Oh Mick I’m surprised that an “experienced” gentleman such as yourself thought it wise to ask MH what to do while you are locked up with your wife. Time to run Joan

[mick]

Originally Posted by Colette-S

Oh Mick I’m surprised that an “experienced” gentleman such as yourself thought it wise to ask MH what to do while you are locked up with your wife. Time to run Joan

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Colette

We know from his previous posts that Mickey's "old" starts at 55 so I'm sure he's catalogued lots of things we can get up to.

Seriously though. all being well, we will be enjoying a family three bubble occasion.

Mick

[Colette-S]

Originally Posted by mick

Colette

We know from his previous posts that Mickey's "old" starts at 55 so I'm sure he's catalogued lots of things we can get up to.

Seriously though. all being well, we will be enjoying a family three bubble occasion.

Mick

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And I’m sure it will be all the more enjoyable after this last year! I bet you are counting the minutes

[Sandra & co]

Originally Posted by mick

Colette

We know from his previous posts that Mickey's "old" starts at 55 so I'm sure he's catalogued lots of things we can get up to.

Seriously though. all being well, we will be enjoying a family three bubble occasion.

Mick

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Well I’m 56 and well and truly past it then, don’t suppose I’m getting a invite On his swan yacht!

[mick]

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Well I’m 56 and well and truly past it then, don’t suppose I’m getting a invite On his swan yacht!

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Maybe Mickey will be making an offer on Phillip Green's yacht soon.

[Loopylooloo]

I love this thread it made me properly laugh out loud over my lunch today. Much appreciated as laughter is in short supply this year! MH perhaps you should charge a bit extra for entertainment too...?