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20 Jun 21, 12:44 PM
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Best Dad jokes!
This won a competition on Twitter but can you do better? keep it clean please
 I once hired a limo but when it arrived, the guy driving it walked off! I said "Excuse me? Are you not going to drive me?" The guy told me that the price didn't include a driver… … so I'd spent £400 on a limo and have nothing to chauffeur it!  Over to you! 
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20 Jun 21, 12:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 07
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Q. How does a country lad attract wife ?
A. With a Tractor (Heard it on Radio 2 earlier as a Dad joke) |
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20 Jun 21, 04:21 PM
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Excited about Disney
 
Join Date: May 21
Location: Norfolkshire
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I sold my hoover, it was just gathering dust
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20 Jun 21, 04:34 PM
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Excited about Disney
 
Join Date: May 16
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How can you tell a good prawn:
It’s the Langoustine!
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20 Jun 21, 05:13 PM
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Excited about Disney
 Join Date: May 18
Location: West Yorks
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A man went to a pet shop & said he'd like to buy a goldfish, the assistant asked if he'd like an aquarium but he said he wasn't bothered what star sign it was.
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20 Jun 21, 05:14 PM
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Excited about Disney
Join Date: May 18
Location: West Yorks
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Another man went to the same pet shop & asked to buy a wasp, the assistant said they didn't sell wasps, the replied "You had one in the window yesterday".
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20 Jun 21, 05:15 PM
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Excited about Disney
Join Date: May 18
Location: West Yorks
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There was a lovely couple in Asda yesterday wrapped in a barcode... I think they were an item
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20 Jun 21, 05:16 PM
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Excited about Disney
Join Date: May 18
Location: West Yorks
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I got stung by a bee yesterday... £20 for a jar of honey!
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20 Jun 21, 05:17 PM
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Excited about Disney
Join Date: May 18
Location: West Yorks
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Velcro... what a rip off
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20 Jun 21, 05:19 PM
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