What men can do that women can’t

[Floridarules]

I don’t like it when anyone else loads the dishwasher as they don’t do it right. Happy for it to be unloaded however 🤣

[aqualiv]

Originally Posted by buryboy

Women can’t
- book anything to do with a holiday
- spot the difference between a genuine bargain and a supermarket marketing ploy
- put a spider outside
- tell a story only once
- shut the *** up when you are trying to watch something on the tele
- pack a suitcase or the car
- navigate to a new place
- work out when a meal will be ready


Men can’t
- operate the washing machine
- tidy anything
- put anything in the washing basket
- cook
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The only thing I agree with in your women list is I’m not good at keeping quiet when a films on
I’d say other than that its dh that fits the first list more

[mitch84]

Originally Posted by aqualiv

The only thing I agree with in your women list is I’m not good at keeping quiet when a films on
I’d say other than that its dh that fits the first list more

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Me too except for the spider!

If I trusted my husband to book a holiday we’d have a night in Blackpool.

[aqualiv]

Originally Posted by mitch84

Me too except for the spider!

If I trusted my husband to book a holiday we’d have a night in Blackpool.

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Same or nothing at all!

[Princess Alison]

Originally Posted by buryboy

Women can’t
- book anything to do with a holiday
- spot the difference between a genuine bargain and a supermarket marketing ploy
- put a spider outside
- tell a story only once
- shut the *** up when you are trying to watch something on the tele
- pack a suitcase or the car
- navigate to a new place
- work out when a meal will be ready


Men can’t
- operate the washing machine
- tidy anything
- put anything in the washing basket
- cook
-

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Does the hanging "-" at the end mean "and anything else"?!

[buryboy]

Originally Posted by Princess Alison

Does the hanging "-" at the end mean "and anything else"?!

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Men can’t finish off posts on the Dib

[sassysar]

I can’t ……. Fetch a tool from the garage if a high heel , knife, standing on a chair etc will do instead
Carry or go up ladders
Print anything with a good layout - I just press print and hope for the best !

Husband can’t - go to the loo without a phone in his hand
Find his phone / keys
Match his clothes
See the need to decorate/ buy new furniture- (yes I know it’s fine but it’s 11 years old and brown )

[marypoppins38]

I can’t -
Drag the wheely bins to the top of the road on bin day. It’s a DH, DS or a Chris-next-door job.

Go up into the loft. I’m scared that once I go through that hatch it’s like Narnia and I will never escape. Plus there are spiders up there.

Deal with spiders (see above post).

Cook steak (apparently…).

Put fitted sheet and duvet cover on our bed. Well, I can, but I just cannot be assed with fighting with it so I don’t.

Cook Christmas Dinner as it’s DH’s one job of the year..

DH can’t -
Do laundry. Since shrinking my expensive t shirts to Barbie sized, DH is banned from using the washing machine and dryer.

Cook (apart from steak or bbqs).

Do anything connected to Christmas (apart from the dinner). I do all buying, wrapping, decorations, food shopping.

DIY. All painting, decorating and DIY is done by me because I love it.

Book holidays. I do all the research and booking. DH just pays.😂

[disneypars]

Does anybody understand the offside rule?

DW has never washed the car.

I can never find things that I put down they appear to mysteriously levitate to somewhere else.

[rudie111]

Originally Posted by Sandra & co

I saw a film once where the woman was peeing standing up, but I’m not going to try!

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I think it may have been The Full Monty. what an eye opener!