Things your parents use to say...

[klr15]

Just remembered another-

“It’s like the black hole of Calcutta in here.”

[MOUSEMARSH]

My MIL used to say to DS
Because Y's crooked and you cant straighten it out.

[The Bobbo's]

If anyone yawned, my dad would say (and still says), "You can't be tired, you had fish on Friday!"

Aparently, his mother used to say it to the neighbourhood cat whenever it yawned...

He stole all his other sayings from Monty Python, Fawlty Towers or The Young Ones!

[Ninja]

If I was crying my Mum used to say *Cry more you'll pee less!* Did stop me crying though and when I used to say it to our lad it worked on him too
Tables are for glasses not a*ses
You'll get square eyes if you keep watching telly!

[sassysar]

It’s a lazy wind
( goes through you not round you )
I’m thirsty - pleased to meet you Thursday I’m Friday

[Sandra & co]

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket was my mum’s favourite, which they kept saying on love island!

[Disneyphile]

“It will put hairs on your chest.”

Why the heck would a young girl want a hairy chest?!

[Floridatilly]

My dad used to always say
‘ It’s ok for you, you know where your bread is buttered!’

Mum used to say kid we was being silly and giddy
‘stop laughing or you will be crying later!’

Mum also said
‘I will give you a good hiding in a minute!’

Get away from the TV or you will get square eyes

Plus a few already mentioned like, I will give you something to cry about.
Don’t pull that face or it will stick like that.
In response to where is dad/mum, they ran off with ... man

[birdiesX4]

If we asked what was for tea my mum would say...jam and duck! That apparently meant jam the door and duck under table. Never understood it but my mum still says it to my kids.

[disney332]

Eat yer crusts, it’ll make your hair curl

Turn the lights out - its not christmas

Where’s that belt Dad?

Disney332