Really ?

Nicksgirl · 24 Jun 19, 08:01 PM

This afternoon, just sitting in the garden on a our garden furniture sofa, just talking and minding our own business, when a bloody bird went over and pooped all over me, and I mean all over... the rotten thing must have had a full course dinner.

All over my top, my neck, my hair, my trousers... everywhere.

My clothes are in for a second wash as it didn't come out first time...

Next time Nala tries to get a Wood Pigeon, I wont stop her.

For lords sake.

**Mexy02** · 24 Jun 19, 08:05 PM

Your luck will now change according to the saying round here ≈≈≈≈≈≈ for luck

Cabbie · 24 Jun 19, 08:07 PM

You should try living down here by the sea, the gulls certainly now how to produce it in large quantities

-Steve

mickey house · 24 Jun 19, 08:08 PM

Good job you weren't wearing your new �80 dress😀

Nicksgirl · 24 Jun 19, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by mickey house

Good job you weren't wearing your new �80 dress😀

It would have been in a pie.

24 Jun 19, 08:01 PM	#1
	24 Jun 19, 08:01 PM Nicksgirl Imagineer
Nicksgirl Imagineer Join Date: Apr 06	Really ? This afternoon, just sitting in the garden on a our garden furniture sofa, just talking and minding our own business, when a bloody bird went over and pooped all over me, and I mean all over... the rotten thing must have had a full course dinner. All over my top, my neck, my hair, my trousers... everywhere. My clothes are in for a second wash as it didn't come out first time... Next time Nala tries to get a Wood Pigeon, I wont stop her. For lords sake. __________________ Econolodge Hawaiian Maingate in its Hey Day ! Villa we won on "Big Breakfast". Hyatt Regency Grand Cypress. POFQ/Sheraton Safari.The wonderful Al Qasr - Dubai. 2008 Luxury and Romance in the wonderful Maldives in a Water Bungalow. 2009 Burj Al Arab/Atlantis/Al Maha.Dubai WOWWIEEE! 2010 5nts Disney's Old Key West/Contemporary./7nts Universals Portofino. 2012 Al Maha Desert Resort & Spa,Dubai and Italy. 2014 -Norfolk, Sirmione Italy, Burj Al Arab/Al Qasr, thank you to my wonderful husband.x

24 Jun 19, 08:07 PM	#3
	24 Jun 19, 08:07 PM Cabbie Imagineer
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24 Jun 19, 08:08 PM	#4
	24 Jun 19, 08:08 PM mickey house Imagineer
mickey house Imagineer Join Date: Sep 06	Good job you weren't wearing your new �80 dress😀