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Old 7 Sep 21, 11:26 AM  
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Anyone for a Joke thread - need a laugh….

I’ll kick off………..

I asked the clerk in the toy shop where the Terminator action figures were ...

She said "Aisle B, back".

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Old 7 Sep 21, 11:52 AM  
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As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer
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Old 7 Sep 21, 12:22 PM  
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I made a ventriloquist's dummy out of some old carpet.

It's ruggish...

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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
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The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
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If women are so perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?
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Got an email telling me how to read maps backwards.

Turns out it's spam.

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A girl with a lisp pays a visit to her doctor complaining of shortage of breath.

The doctor gets his stethoscope out and says to her "Right, big breaths" She says, "Yeth and I'm only thixteen

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If you buy an electric car will you need a current license
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I told my wife she’d drawn her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

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