Sharks in the Thames

[mickey house]

I am not one to exaggerate, but this morning I saw two massive fish in the Thames that I believe were sharks and highly dangerous.

The picture doesn’t show their true size but I reckon they could easily eat an adult (It might take them a while to eat me because there’s a lot to eat), so be careful guys (and dreamers):

[Colette-S]

Think that’s a stick. It’s come from a tree - not something you will be used to seeing in the smoggy south

[SMAX]

You’re gonna need a bigger boat. 🦈

[Tinks2014]

Think it’s Nessie !

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Colette-S

Think that’s a stick. It’s come from a tree - not something you will be used to seeing in the smoggy south

See more...

I doubt people up north eat fish (Greggs don’t sell fish cream cakes), so I would expect you to confuse fish with a stick

[aqualiv]

Mh I think it’s your duty to get on the local news with this story to warn others

[PABBY]

Nothing but carp - and tiddlers at that, compared to some of the monsters that swim in the Thames!

[Sandra & co]

Well so what!
We saw these in Florida 3 years ago today. Nur nur nur nur nur

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Sandra & co

Well so what!
We saw these in Florida 3 years ago today. Nur nur nur nur nur

See more...

Sandra, they are called Dolphins and aren’t as big or vicious as the sharks in the Thames that nearly ate me today.

[disneypars]

Hope they don't puncture your boat. 🛶