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9 Oct 20, 04:16 PM |
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There was a family that had a parrot that was always embarrassing them by cussing and other stuff like that.
So one day the boy took the parrot and stuck him in the freezer.Two hours later the squawking stopped. The kid checked the freezer and the parrot said, "Okay I'll stop cussing, but I have one question". The boy said, "What"? The Parrot asks, "What did the turkey do"? |
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9 Oct 20, 04:22 PM |
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We've had the same milkman for about 10 years and a couple of days ago I had a long chat with him outside our house. He reckoned that he'd made love to every woman in the road except one.
I related his anecdote to Joan who said "I bet it's that snobby woman at No 38" Mick
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9 Oct 20, 07:10 PM |
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I've just bought some counterfeit Mr Kipling products.
They are exceedingly good fakes. Disney332
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9 Oct 20, 07:13 PM |
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I'm afraid these jokes aren't rude enough for me 😂
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9 Oct 20, 07:17 PM |
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Although I'm getting on a bit I do enjoy regular sex at 74.
I live at no. 71 so it's not far to walk. Mick
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9 Oct 20, 07:18 PM |
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Edited at 07:45 PM. |
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9 Oct 20, 08:00 PM |
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Chatting to girl at a party, I asked her what do your friends call you?
“Vivaldi” she replied “Ahh I see, bit of a violin player then?” She said “Naaah, my names Viv & I work in Aldi” Disney332
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9 Oct 20, 08:05 PM |
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Slips of the Tongue*
12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on TV and Radio 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator – 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.' 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.' 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – 'Ah, isn't that nice.. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew..' 5. US PGA Commentator – 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my god ! What have I just said? ' 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.' 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.' 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. ' 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.' 11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.' 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.' Disney332
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9 Oct 20, 08:07 PM |
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Police arrested 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other go. |
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9 Oct 20, 08:08 PM |
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