This is me - is it you?

[vanlou]

Oh my goodness I am the majority of that list.

The one about being called the wrong name for ever made me laugh as one of the ladies at work always called my by the name of the person who sat next to me - they both start with V so guess there was a link. In the end I just gave up and answered to that name for about 2 years! Then one day one of her friends said to her “you do know she is not called Vicky don’t you. That’s Vanessa”. I don’t know who was more embarrassed - her or me

[Loopylooloo]

This made me smile, thank you!

[honeybun1989]

Ha ha! Brilliant xx

[Bazinga 39]

Brilliant😂😂

[scoobydooby]

Hysterical. All me. Definition of British middle class right there. Very funny 😂

[Posiesmum]

Excellent. Saw these first on Twitter. There is also a book amazon/Very-Britis...2375957&sr=8-1

[Bianca]

Briliant!

Not the tea (or the filming of fireworks! ), but so many others.

So funny.

Makes you think, too.

[Juliemack]

The horror of someone you only half know saying: “Oh I’m getting that train too”

Totally me!

Just been laughing with my daughter reading them all out loud. Thanks for posting.

[keeley78]

I’m actually crying laughing at some of these 🤣🤣
Brilliant & so true

[Guest]

How about saying "I have put it in the da*n bagging area" at Sainsbury's. So many people I hear talking to those self scan machines.



I like the ones in Poundworld/poundstretcher which change by the season.

I often have a little chat with "santa" at Christmas. My DD told me off for singing at Elvis the other week. Would drive me mad if I worked in there.