Terrible jokes thread

[disney332]

Did you know the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan,and never wore aftershave?

That's right Yul never wore cologne.

Disney332

[Guest]

Originally Posted by disney332

Did you know the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan,and never wore aftershave?

That's right Yul never wore cologne.

Disney332

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I need a groan symbol for this one.

[tocpe321]

Midge Ure went to a wedding and fell into the cake. He immediately got up and started doing a tango.

I said, "What you doing, Midge?"

"Dancing with tiers in my eyes."

[disney332]

I went to the doctors and told him I had Irish voices coming out of my abdomen.

He told me I had a stomach Ulster.

Disney332

[disney332]

I saw Bonnie Tyler the other day - She was looking for a coffee shop.

She found a few Costas and one or two independent ones, but she was holding out for a Nero.

Disney332

[mick]

Originally Posted by disney332

I saw Bonnie Tyler the other day - She was looking for a coffee shop.

She found a few Costas and one or two independent ones, but she was holding out for a Nero.

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D332

Are you confusing that with her Eurovision entry a few years back? "Holding out for a zero"?

Mick

[Gull]

Thanks for posting this thread ! This along with the photos thread is just what I need just now.

[disney332]

I saw Elkie Brooks walking her dog yesterday. I asked if I could guess it's name.

She agreed, but she did say "You'd be a fool if you think it's Rover"

Disney332

[disney332]

I'm finding that when I go that extra mile for my customers they just get angry.

Don't know why I bothered to become a taxi driver.

Disney332

[mick]

Just come back from a "once in a lifetime" holiday.

Never again.