Job Titles - The World Has Gone Mad!

[munmun]

Originally Posted by Mr Tom Morrow

I noticed it before I retired where roles were being created with daft job titles. However today I had an E Mail from McAfee about the latest ransomware virus sweeping the Ukraine etc etc.

I was laughing my head off to see it came from the McAfee - Wait for it!

''Chief Consumer Security Evangelist''

What the heck is that supposed to be

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I love that job tittle, it clearly says what the persons job is. Now a job title like Manager of Internal Affairs, what the heck is that.

[Mr Tom Morrow]

Originally Posted by munmun

I love that job tittle, it clearly says what the persons job is. Now a job title like Manager of Internal Affairs, what the heck is that.

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Maybe shall we say 'office affairs'!

[tocpe321]

I remember years ago they changed the Admin office to the secretariat.

Also changed the term Senior Management Team to Senior Leadership Team.

[Guest]

Originally Posted by rasmus

Could be worse, at my job I'm "head bar wench"

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That's my favourite job title, ever

[louiseybobs]

At Christmas in Debenhams I would often change my badge to say

Chief elf

[Megandllsmum]

Originally Posted by louiseybobs

At Christmas in Debenhams I would often change my badge to say

Chief elf

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I like that one 👍

[CarolynU]

My hairdresser who I'd been to for years suddenly became the chief artistic director overnight and to have my hair cut by her suddenly tripled in price!

[Macca04]

We have a 'Senior Talent Acquisition Specialist' in our office he works in the HR Department (Personnel) for anyone over a certain age. They love a title in there 😂

[Guest]

To quote The Gondoliers by Gilbert & Sullivan:

When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody!"

[keeley78]

Originally Posted by CarolynU

My hairdresser who I'd been to for years suddenly became the chief artistic director overnight and to have my hair cut by her suddenly tripled in price!

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It's so annoying, the hairdressers I used to go to had, stylist, top stylist, style director, creative director then the most expensive art director, every time I went a regular stylist had always been "promoted" therefore more expensive, I stopped going, I wouldn't mind but your hair looked the same no matter who did it