Major Sprout problem

[mickey house]

I didn't realise that my wife ordered Brussel sprouts from Tesco so I ordered some last nght in bed and the delivery just arrived but in fact she ordered the spouts to the left and I ordered the sprouts to the right, but by the time I peel and cut the sprouts in the bag to the right there won't be any sprout left to eat!

Mind you there are only 8 sprouts in the bag to the left and that cost £1.25, so 15.625p a sprout is a bit pricey.

I'm fuming and my day is ruined, so I want to warn others to save them making the same mistake.

[Colette-S]

Why is your day ruined? Sprouts for breakfast, sprouts for lunch and sprouts for tea. What is the to like?
Must admit yours look a bit poxy compared to Mrs MH’s

[FlorayG]

The trick is not to peel them. I never do, just pick off any manky leaves. Buying peeled sprouts is like buying grated cheese you pay for your own laziness

[Megandllsmum]

I saw a god awful thing online over weekend of Brussels sprout gin... Now I don't mind a sprout or three as long as they are boiked to within an inch of their lives and covered in gravy and any strong condiment accompaniment to mask the taste a bit, they arnt my go too veg of choice, but what abomination us sprout gin 🤢🤢🤢🤢

[Colette-S]

Originally Posted by Megandllsmum

I saw a god awful thing online over weekend of Brussels sprout gin... Now I don't mind a sprout or three as long as they are boiked to within an inch of their lives and covered in gravy and any strong condiment accompaniment to mask the taste a bit, they arnt my go too veg of choice, but what abomination us sprout gin 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Asda doing a sprout Christmas cake!

[Megandllsmum]

Originally Posted by Colette-S

Asda doing a sprout Christmas cake!

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That's the kind of sprout I wouldn't struggle with, only struggle being stopping at one slice 😂😂😂

[Sandra & co]

Why are you buying them now? I thought people only ate those green balls of hell on Christmas Day! 🤢My face goes that colour when I eat them and I look like a Brussels sprout! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[disney332]

MH, you never fail to sprout a good thread.

Disney332

[Silvercat]

I only opened the thread to read who Major Sprout was. I wondered if he had been raising money by walking up and down his garden ………...

[Beaker's Fluff]

Originally Posted by Silvercat

I only opened the thread to read who Major Sprout was. I wondered if he had been raising money by walking up and down his garden ………...

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Or to the toilet...