Hypnosis for thinkng you're in Florida?

[mickey house]

Whist Mrs MH was complaining earlier about me not having done any of the jobs around the house I promised to do (including fitting the kitchen sink I bought years ago), it occurred to me that I could learn hypnosis so she believes nothing needs doing and I need to rest more and she has to be nicer to me.

I then had another idea, and that is that I could charge people say around £50 each to hypnotise them into believing they have been to Florida and even got fast passes for all the rides they wanted (think how much they would save them not having to actually go to Florida).

It's just an idea at the moment, but even if I say so myself, it's definitely one of my better ideas.

[Guest]

It's up there with your toilet brush idea 💩

[Lindaelaine]

I think you need to change that hypnosis to “ going to Florida “ and not having “ been “ to Florida , who wants to pay £50 to be hypnotised into thinking that their holiday is over 😂

[Sandra & co]

We were talking and my dd said can we go to Florida soon, I wanted to go back and do no parks and now she saying can we do MK because we didn’t go last time but did HS, EPcot and TL, I think you should hypnotise people so they never want to go, once they have been they get addicted. If they don’t go they don’t know what they are missing. They need to feel disgust at anything Florida or Disney related, it was save so much money! 👍👌👊🏼🤔

[JoJo88]

Originally Posted by Sandra & co

We were talking and my dd said can we go to Florida soon, I wanted to go back and do no parks and now she saying can we do MK because we didn’t go last time but did HS, EPcot and TL, I think you should hypnotise people so they never want to go, once they have been they get addicted. If they don’t go they don’t know what they are missing. They need to feel disgust at anything Florida or Disney related, it was save so much money! 👍👌👊🏼🤔

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I agree - this would be the cheaper, more permanent solution . The only issue is that the person has to reeeeeeally want the change, and I doubt there’s many on here that do . I’ve got a friend who wants me to help her with their nail biting child but he’s too scared to see me as he thinks I’ll make him stop going on his xbox