Please share some delicately worded rude jokes...

[maidmarian]

Anyone with some good but not to rude jokes ...don't want the mods taking them off 😉😄

[Mr Tom Morrow]

Recently the Lady across the road asked me if I was having sex behind her back.

I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?’

[keeley78]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How the hell do you breath through that thing!

[cartoonp]

What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum

[maidmarian]

Originally Posted by cartoonp

What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum

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That's the best one yet 🤭

[disney332]

I've just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman.

It's very rewarding but, as you can imagine, there are a number of challenges..

The biggest challenge is getting her husband’s voice right..

Disney332

[cartoonp]

Originally Posted by maidmarian

That's the best one yet 🤭

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Thank you here another

What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
Talk.

[JudgeJ26]

Two nuns were sitting on a park bench. A flasher exposed himself to them. The first nun had a stroke but the second nun wasn't quick enough.

So nice to have you back😘😘😘. Hope you and your family are okxxx

[maidmarian]

Originally Posted by JudgeJ26

Two nuns were sitting on a park bench. A flasher exposed himself to them. The first nun had a stroke but the second nun wasn't quick enough.

So nice to have you back😘😘😘. Hope you and your family are okxxx

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Thank you lovely, my dad's doing just fine 😍...great joke 😂 xx

[WhereIBelong]

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes...