Spam E Mails - Please Learn To Spell!

Mr Tom Morrow · 21 Nov 21, 12:38 PM

Like most people I get Spam E Mails and McAfee sticks it in a Junk Folder.

Checking what was in there I found this. Best I have ever seen.

Rooyal Lonadonu Life Iunsuraince can pay your fiamilya an amouontu of mioney if you die wihile coivereid. So, if you want to leiave someethinug for your famiilyu life inusuraence is worath a looak. It is straoighut forwaared to get a quoute and to find out if youo'rea eloigiblie for covear.i

Iimportaant tuhingsi to know
This Life Insuiranace has no caash-ien valiue - it's a pirotectiuon puolicyo onlya.
If you stop maakinga paymientse, your covoer ends and you woin't get anoythiong bacok.
You can apploy if you'uree a UK resiudenat aged beetweean 18 and 70.

Bartswife · 21 Nov 21, 12:40 PM

My life, that’s the worst I’ve ever seen, nearly as bad as my husbands spelling.🤦🏻 It’s very difficult trying to make sense of the shopping list if he adds something to it😂

disney332 · 21 Nov 21, 01:21 PM

Semes lyke a gord offar.

Gho fure eit Torm

Desne332

theCMG · 21 Nov 21, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Tom Morrow

Like most people I get Spam E Mails and McAfee sticks it in a Junk Folder.

Checking what was in there I found this. Best I have ever seen.

Rooyal Lonadonu Life Iunsuraince can pay your fiamilya an amouontu of mioney if you die wihile coivereid. So, if you want to leiave someethinug for your famiilyu life inusuraence is worath a looak. It is straoighut forwaared to get a quoute and to find out if youo'rea eloigiblie for covear.i

Iimportaant tuhingsi to know
This Life Insuiranace has no caash-ien valiue - it's a pirotectiuon puolicyo onlya.
If you stop maakinga paymientse, your covoer ends and you woin't get anoythiong bacok.
You can apploy if you'uree a UK resiudenat aged beetweean 18 and 70.

Read it in a Somerset accent. The ciderpunks are here!
(West Country spammers)

Bozza · 21 Nov 21, 01:52 PM

I worked in Information Security for a large financial organisation and soon learned that spelling mistakes in phishing emails is actually an intentional tactic that helps the scammers work more efficiently and earn more money.

A full explanation here: josephsteinberg/why-scam...mmar-mistakes/

That is an extreme example though, I'll give you that!

SMAX · 21 Nov 21, 01:53 PM

They know you live in Wales. They kindly sent you the Welsh version 😃

megaflyer · 21 Nov 21, 01:58 PM

Fakery everywhere - a friend posted this on her FB yesterday

Mr Tom Morrow · 21 Nov 21, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by SMAX

They know you live in Wales. They kindly sent you the Welsh version 😃

Simon. The good thing is I could actually understand the Spam one. I can't understand one word of Welsh!

Johnnyp · 21 Nov 21, 03:44 PM

It’s normally the grammar and spelling that gives them away if you look closely.

They need to use the universal translator aboard the Enterprise.

mrmoo123 · 21 Nov 21, 03:57 PM

Where do I input my bank details?

21 Nov 21, 12:38 PM	#1
	21 Nov 21, 12:38 PM Mr Tom Morrow Imagineer
Mr Tom Morrow Imagineer Join Date: Jul 14 Location: The Tiki Room. theDIBB Guidebook Pages Created: 3	Spam E Mails - Please Learn To Spell! Like most people I get Spam E Mails and McAfee sticks it in a Junk Folder. Checking what was in there I found this. Best I have ever seen. Rooyal Lonadonu Life Iunsuraince can pay your fiamilya an amouontu of mioney if you die wihile coivereid. So, if you want to leiave someethinug for your famiilyu life inusuraence is worath a looak. It is straoighut forwaared to get a quoute and to find out if youo'rea eloigiblie for covear.i Iimportaant tuhingsi to know This Life Insuiranace has no caash-ien valiue - it's a pirotectiuon puolicyo onlya. If you stop maakinga paymientse, your covoer ends and you woin't get anoythiong bacok. You can apploy if you'uree a UK resiudenat aged beetweean 18 and 70. __________________ "PAGING MR MORROW, MR TOM MORROW..." ''I drink Wine and know things'' DVC Owners at SSR since 2003. Multiple annual visits to America since 1976

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	21 Nov 21, 12:40 PM Bartswife Imagineer
Bartswife Imagineer Join Date: Jun 06	My life, that’s the worst I’ve ever seen, nearly as bad as my husbands spelling.🤦🏻 It’s very difficult trying to make sense of the shopping list if he adds something to it😂 __________________ Anniversary trip to YC Trip report Oct 07 Simpsons returned Trip report July 2009 HRH,AKL,Poly No WDW this time! July 2010 New York in sun and snow - February 2011 It didn't go as planned! LV, Zion & GC July 2013

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	21 Nov 21, 01:21 PM disney332 Imagineer
disney332 Imagineer Join Date: Oct 09	Semes lyke a gord offar. Gho fure eit Torm Desne332 __________________

21 Nov 21, 01:53 PM	#6
	21 Nov 21, 01:53 PM SMAX Imagineer
SMAX Imagineer Join Date: Mar 02 SMAX's Reviews Hotel Reviews: 4 Restaurant Reviews: 3 theDIBB Guidebook Pages Created: 13 Guidebook Photos: 69	They know you live in Wales. They kindly sent you the Welsh version 😃

21 Nov 21, 01:58 PM	#7
	21 Nov 21, 01:58 PM megaflyer Imagineer
megaflyer Imagineer Join Date: Nov 07	Fakery everywhere - a friend posted this on her FB yesterday

21 Nov 21, 03:44 PM	#9
	21 Nov 21, 03:44 PM Johnnyp Imagineer
Johnnyp Imagineer Join Date: Jan 08 Johnnyp's Reviews Hotel Reviews: 2 theDIBB Guidebook Guidebook Photos: 8	It’s normally the grammar and spelling that gives them away if you look closely. They need to use the universal translator aboard the Enterprise.