Witty adverts or shop names.

[Smoosplace]

In Southport, there used to be a mechanics called Pete's tyred and exhausted 🤣🤣

[quartergill]

We have a local firm that is involved in sewage removal, toilets etc. The name is not so funny but I think their website address, emblazoned across their fleet is eye catching.

[baggers]

There’s a dog walking company near me called ‘we are leads’. Guess where they are based...

[Bozza]

Now sadly closed down, but a Greek restaurant in Blackpool (it has to be in Blackpool to work):

Blackpool Halloumi Nations

(Keep saying it if you don't get it first time)

[gjdjud]

Not sure it’s still there but there was a kebab place fairly near me called Abrakebabra. Same town had a Burger Prince.

[7SeasSailor]

Drainage van on the M6. Your No 2 is our No 1.

[Michyloulou]

A goal-keeping training place that DS previously attended is called Find-us Keepers.

[novocastrian]

we have a local female tiler called Bonny Tiler

and when i grew up a kebabulance used to come round (yes it was a converted ambulance..)