What daft things have your family said ?

[Poppycat]

We were driving past a building site when my then 7 year old DS asked why all the buildings had exoskeletons!

[nasty]

Originally Posted by Bellasmummy

I once asked a colleague if her twins were identical.

Yes... 1 girl 1 boy 🤦

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Honestly don’t feel bad. I’ve got boy/girl twins and if I had a £1 for everyone that’s asked me that question over the years even having known they are boy/girl, I’d be very rich 🤑🤣🤣🤣

[Floridaagogo]

My mum said once you only see magpies in twos because they only mate in pairs 🙈A colleague was in Morrisons with her mum and asked why some of the haddock was white and some yellow.Her mum said the yellow one is dyed and she said we’ll surely they are both dead

[Twin mummy]

When the Humber Bridge was being built my Grandma was really concerned how steep it was going to be- she thought the road was going up and down the steel cables.

[Jedi Princess]

My Mum - “Mmm this toast is lovely, it’s just like bread, but warm and crispy”

Yep, we’ve never let her forget that one.

[sw16]

My Gran tried to ask for Popcorn at the cinema but got her letters muddled (swap the first p and c around and change the second p to a ck). She has never lived it down!

[londondisney]

Walking through a seedy part of Calais, my step-daughter said "I wouldn't like to be mugged here", to which I replied "I wouldn't like to be mugged anywhere, thanks!"

[Wee_Red]

Originally Posted by llamala

Whilst doing a crossword with kids in early 90s. The clue was Creator of the Universe?
My 8 year old son shouted He man.

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I'm just applauding this in all honesty

[JudgeJ26]

My Mum was talking to my Dad about friends of theirs called Frank and Wendy. Unfortunately she got the W and Fr round the wrong way😳. She's always being reminded of it😂.

[Taffy1959]

My friends MIL thought the voice giving directions on the sat nav was a real person and on the way home from a day out asked if it was the same woman as in the morning because she was worried about how this poor woman was having a break if she was giving everyone directions.

The same lady used to watch the original Planet of the Apes back in the 70’s and thought it was marvellous how they managed to train the apes to talk.