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Old 25 Feb 20, 09:49 AM  
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Do that again and you’ll have your head in your hands to play with!
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Old 25 Feb 20, 09:53 AM  
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quick everyone ,lay on the floor,the rent man is coming!
or the man from the Pru, or the milkman, or the catalogue woman?
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Old 25 Feb 20, 10:58 AM  
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If you fall and break your legs dont come running to me
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Old 25 Feb 20, 11:42 AM  
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Old 25 Feb 20, 12:01 PM  
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When questioning what is in a parcel or hidden in a bag - being told it was "A wigwam to wind the sun up with"
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Old 25 Feb 20, 12:29 PM  
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"A face that only a mother could love" (someone not blessed with good looks)

"Look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards" (someone with unkempt hair or clothing)

My granny always used to predict things that would happen in the future, saying "maybe not in my lifetime ..." - it's quite scary how much has come true since she passed, eg mobile phones, lottery win!
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Old 25 Feb 20, 12:32 PM  
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Originally Posted by Mr Tom Morrow View Post
If I left a door open I was always told

Where were you born, in a barn?
To which we used to reply
No, in a hospital with swing doors!
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Old 25 Feb 20, 12:37 PM  
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Nearly all of these plus

Don't come running to me when you fall off that gate and break your neck
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Old 25 Feb 20, 12:43 PM  
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If we had done something wrong and said we'd thought it was right

Well, you know what thought thought...
Thought thought his erse was sticking out the bed so he got out to shove it back in!
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Old 25 Feb 20, 01:30 PM  
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My mother always told me that Ice cream vans sold hot pies in Winter not ice cream
I passed this on to my son too
It always makes us laugh now
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