Long time on the toilet?

[mickey house]

My wife often complains that I spend a long time on the toilet. When doing big toilets I find it relaxing to message people, take and make phones cals and search the internet.

Just like some well known songs were written in strange places, I have also written some incredible dibb threads on the toilet.

My wife thinks it strange that I sit on the toilet for so long, but what does my dibb family think?

[keith1973]

I do some of my best thinking while on the toilet.

[WhereIBelong]

Setting yourself up for an old age of piles... sorry...

[ClaireNJ]

Originally Posted by mickey house

My wife often complains that I spend a long time on the toilet. When doing big toilets I find it relaxing to message people, take and make phones cals and search the internet.

Just like some well known songs were written in strange places, I have also written some incredible dibb threads on the toilet.

My wife thinks it strange that I sit on the toilet for so long, but what does my dibb family think?

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It’s a man thing Hubbie always does it 🙄
Kids used to get so annoyed when we would get though the entrance in Disney/ Universal and he’d say
“where’s the restrooms” 😳😳😳
20 mins later he’s strolls out, we were not impressed☹️☹️☹️

[WhereIBelong]

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[mickey house]

Originally Posted by WhereIBelong

Setting yourself up for an old age of piles... sorry...

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I must be lucky because I have never suffered with piles. I do sometimes do an initial wipe and save my main wipes (my final big toilet wipes always consist of using huggies wipes).

[mick]

I'm only answering this Mickey to demonstrate some amazing new skills that I've learnt tonight on Guest Services.

I'd to answer in a nice font.

But in a box over here.

Not in a box over there.

Do you have a list like this?

1. Phone
2. Text
3. Internet

Or like this?

• Phone
• Text
• Internet

Mick

[duncanb]

Well Ed Sheeran writes lots of songs on the toilet, whilst I think hes abit crap and a ginger no denying it obviously works, so if it's good enough for him , crack on MH so to speak.

[Sandra & co]

Who cares! 🙄

[JudyC]

Originally Posted by duncanb

Well Ed Sheeran writes lots of songs on the toilet, whilst I think hes abit crap and a ginger no denying it obviously works, so if it's good enough for him , crack on MH so to speak.

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There is a bit of irony in that statement 😁