Things your parents use to say...

[returnplanning]

Originally Posted by Nicky Mouse

Do you want a smack?

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As if any child would say "yes please, and make it a good hard one!"

[Ds4ljs]

My Nan used to say ‘it’s a bit black over Bill’s mother’s’ when it was about to rain. I always wondered who Bill was and over his mother’s what, so confusing as I was a small child! 😀

[disney332]

Originally Posted by Ds4ljs

My Nan used to say ‘it’s a bit black over Bill’s mother’s’ when it was about to rain. I always wondered who Bill was and over his mother’s what, so confusing as I small child! 😀

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It was Will in our house and still is

Like... not going on the skyliner, its a bit black over Wills mothers

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[Labboy]

I will wipe that smile off your face
Wait till your dad gets home
If you fly with the crows
Or when it was windy. It’s a good drying day.

[Pumpkin Pie]

Eat your carrots to see in the dark.

Never mind my parents though - I’ve said some of these sayings myself.

[kc1]

Eat your carrots up you’ll see in the dark

[birdiesX4]

Originally Posted by Ds4ljs

My Nan used to say ‘it’s a bit black over Bill’s mother’s’ when it was about to rain. I always wondered who Bill was and over his mother’s what, so confusing as I small child! 😀

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The variation we had on that was it looks grim over wife's mothers.

[kc1]

Originally Posted by Pumpkin Pie

Eat your carrots to see in the dark.

Never mind my parents though - I’ve said some of these sayings myself.

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Oops didn’t see urs 🙈

[Mr Tom Morrow]

Dad -

I haven’t laughed so much since your Mother caught her t**s in the mangle

[disney332]

Originally Posted by kc1

Oops didn’t see urs 🙈

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Not enough carrots !

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