Sky are offering to fix

[caj]

All my friends technical issues ... we will keep them on the line for as long as possible? So roll up roll up

Who has a 'technical issue' they want her to fix?!

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[mrs rcch]

As long as possible, at least then they aren’t trying to scam anybody else.

[caj]

Originally Posted by mrs rcch

As long as possible, at least then they aren’t trying to scam anybody else.

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She is still debating with me about me turning my work laptop on on a Saturday! I've told her my boss will find out and sack me if I turn it on! She is working out if she can 'hide my logging on' !

[mrs rcch]

Does she have a Nigerian Prince you can marry ?

[caj]

Originally Posted by mrs rcch

Does she have a Nigerian Prince you can marry ?

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Ooh ... Good question! Ill ask!

[2point]

Offer to pay for VIP service, when asked for the payment card number just roll off some random numbers. It drives them wild when you insist the numbers are correct, you then tell them they must have made a mistake typing it in, you repeat the numbers really slowly. I've done it a couple of times, the excitement in their voice is hilarious as they think they have hooked you.

[caj]

Originally Posted by mrs rcch

Does she have a Nigerian Prince you can marry ?

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She told me no ... she is technical services not commercial services.

Still going! Persistent, ill give her that! Can you tell i had nothing to do today!

[caj]

Originally Posted by 2point

Offer to pay for VIP service, when asked for the payment card number just roll off some random numbers. It drives them wild when you insist the numbers are correct, you then tell them they must have made a mistake typing it in, you repeat the numbers really slowly. I've done it a couple of times, the excitement in their voice is hilarious as they think they have hooked you.

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Is sky vip a real thing! Maybe I COULD switch my laptop on?! Just this once! My card number is 0987654321 ... is that yours as well?

[megaflyer]

Originally Posted by 2point

Offer to pay for VIP service, when asked for the payment card number just roll off some random numbers. It drives them wild when you insist the numbers are correct, you then tell them they must have made a mistake typing it in, you repeat the numbers really slowly. I've done it a couple of times, the excitement in their voice is hilarious as they think they have hooked you.

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OOOO I keep getting the calls and just hang up but will try this next time - whiles away the lockdown hours

[caj]

I've just had the phone put down on me! Now sky technical services, that's not very professional, is it?

Its such a worry, how many people can one call centre reel in! An hours public service completed!