The Florida, Fringes and Other F Words Tour Day Two

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Originally Posted by mkingdon

we are after the usual sort of stuff, plasters, pain killers etc. Dad needs some hydro-cortisone cream. I don't ask why, as it may involve a discussion about chaffing, which i don't need. He wanders off, and we catch up with him once we have what we need.

Now, you may recall he hasn't brought his reading glasses? This might explain then why louise finds him, in the middle of the aisle, holding a tube of “lubricant” and a 24 pack of trojan!

“oh, i wondered what trojan were” he says all innocent.

To be fair, what he was after was on the same aisle, and to avoid really scarring mental images, i truly hope he had picked those up in error.
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Brilliant report!

[Redrach1903]

Great first day! Not sure I would manage to avoid a theme park on my first day - far too excitable!

Florida Mall is one we have never tried, looks good

[smelli]

It looks like nice food