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Old 23 May 20, 09:39 AM  
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One liners...

My friend is a Tim Vine fan and keeps sending me jokes. What is your favourite one-liner?

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I said to the doctor, 'I feel like a welsh seaside resort'
He said, 'That's cos you're Rhyll'

Corduroy Pillows: They're making head-lines everywhere!

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Old 23 May 20, 09:54 AM  
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Old 23 May 20, 09:55 AM  
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A slice of pie in the Bahamas costs $3.50 and in Jamaica the same slice costs $2.50

These are the "pie rates of the Caribbean"
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Old 23 May 20, 09:57 AM  
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This one seems apt:

Went on a holiday of a lifetime once. Never again.
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Old 23 May 20, 10:02 AM  
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I went to the doctor as I kept feeling like a pair of curtains

He told me to go home and pull myself together.

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I've just taken my old Hoover to the tip. Well it was just gathering dust
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So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world.
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What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter .
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Why is there not a synonym for thesaurus?
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My careers master at school always said I should be on the stage...

Sweeping it 😂

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