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23 May 20, 09:39 AM |
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waiting impatiently...!
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One liners...
My friend is a Tim Vine fan and keeps sending me jokes. What is your favourite one-liner?
Here's todays offerings... I said to the doctor, 'I feel like a welsh seaside resort' He said, 'That's cos you're Rhyll' Corduroy Pillows: They're making head-lines everywhere! I CANT FIND MY GONE IN 60 SECONDS DVD, IT WAS HERE A MINUTE AGO |
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23 May 20, 09:54 AM |
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Imagineer
Join Date: May 20
Location: Harlow
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Love Tim Vine
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23 May 20, 09:55 AM |
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A slice of pie in the Bahamas costs $3.50 and in Jamaica the same slice costs $2.50
These are the "pie rates of the Caribbean" |
23 May 20, 09:57 AM |
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This one seems apt:
Went on a holiday of a lifetime once. Never again.
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23 May 20, 10:02 AM |
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Join Date: Oct 09
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I went to the doctor as I kept feeling like a pair of curtains
He told me to go home and pull myself together. Disney332
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23 May 20, 10:04 AM |
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I've just taken my old Hoover to the tip. Well it was just gathering dust
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23 May 20, 10:05 AM |
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So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world.
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23 May 20, 10:06 AM |
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What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter .
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23 May 20, 10:07 AM |
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Why is there not a synonym for thesaurus?
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23 May 20, 10:08 AM |
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Imagineer
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My careers master at school always said I should be on the stage...
Sweeping it 😂 Disney332
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