Jilly and Willy's First. Meemee's 6th The End

[rummy63]

Holiday dates 11/9/09 to 25/9/09

The cast

Me. 52 years been to Disney 10 times that tight I only breathe in slightly OCD
Al. my OH driver and pathfinder
Meemee. 6th time to Disney 75 years ailments too many to mention has an ECV we call it the COC (Chariot of Carnage)
Our Willy. 50 years first time to Disney has the body of a God Buddah
Jilly. Willies OH 50 years has rheumetoid athritus doesn,t let it get her down. Another Disney first timer.

This is our last day, tomorrow we go home.

I lost a day somewhere I think it was because I didn't label my Epcot day.
The day we sang to the crowds in Italy, pity that because it was my favourite day.

Anyway onwards and upwards.

This morning was spent packing.

Our Willy and Jilly presented me with a gift.

I was touched they had really appreciated all the planning, cooking cleaning , washing etc done for them.

However they didn't bargain on the last day!

I have this thing about leaving the villa as I found it.

Its a complete run through with the vac.
Wash all floors
Clean the cooker, work tops.
Wash all towels.

I like to give the cutlery drawer a once over as well.

I too had gifts for Jilly and Willy.

I brought them from England.

Bless em they were really excited.

A pair of Marigolds each and a taped up bottle of "Elbow Grease".

No I am not being funny it is a product you can buy in England and its really good stuff.

I don't think they were impressed.

Al always goes nuts.

He reckons the Management company will still book 4 hours and only have to change the beds.

This afternoon we are going to Hollywood but only to do the shows.

We did the Indiana Jones (I think this needs updating now)

Tried the rope thing to impress Jilly and Willy but the staff must be on an over time ban cos nowt happened.

The car thingy. Men don't seem to like that.
Al is always sitting with an "I'm really unimpressed expression on his face".
I think it's just jealousy.

Ahhh

Sleeping Beauty

Our Willy loved it

He cried

Bless!


As we had loads of stuff still in the fridge our Willy knocked up his speciality chicken a la Humpty Dumpty served with Jackets and salad.

We had a lot of drink left too.

I didn't want Meemee to have any because I didn't want her to be poorly tomorrow.

As you know I keep it hidden in the washing machine.

Poor Meemee can't walk that far.

She wasn't in the best of moods because she hasn't had her calm me down tablets for about 5 days now.

I made up a song for her and sang it but she wasn't amused.

This is to the tune of Dancing Queen.

Its Thursday night and she's feeling low

Tomorrow morning she has to go

Where they play no music, makes her feel quite sad.

She needs a drink so bad.

And if she gets the chance.

She'll be the brandy queen

Old and mean

Well past seventeen

She can stamp

She can whine

Tomorrow she 'll be feeling quite fine.

OOOh poor old girl cause a scene

Can't reach the wash machine.


I think this day was our only "incident free day".

Anyway as said I would rush this day because I really wanted to let you know what happened on going home day.


HOME DAY.

I wont mess about with any of the incidentals suffice to say we got to the airport washed and fed without incident. (That's a first)

There was no wait in the premium Q.

This Q should have been named " O Level free zone".

Older dibb members will know what O levels are.

There he stood . RICK

Tall and blonde.

Android.

He could have been Anthony Cottons love child.

Hair

A Vaseline monolith.

Fake Tan

Dulux

This kids future's bright it's definately orange.

Nose?

You could have opened an envelope with it.

Smile?

Nah he was struggling unsuccessfully with trapped wind.


"Hi folks I'm Wick and I'm checking you folks in today".

His accent was posh, English and very , very camp.

Oh and by the way he couldn't pronounce his RRRs.

I handed him the tickets all with their perforations intact.

He started rat tat tatting on his machine an occasional ummm!

"I see now there are two sepewate bookings".

"No Rick we are all on the same booking", I wasn't concerned at that point.

He held up a perfectly manicured finger and wagged it 3 times from side to side.

No. No. No.

He tilted his head to one side with a really patronising smile as though he was addressing his senile old granny.

The finger stopped mid air did a circle and then pointed towards the monitor.

"That isn't what the machine says".

No security questions.

No did you pack yourself questions.


Now sometimes they let Meemee take the COC to the cabin door , sometimes she transfers and we check the COC in.

Ummm!

"Which one of you is the ECV passenger".

"Err Helloooo"

Perhaps its the one sat on the ECV.

He took one look at Meemee and decided to address me.

"Can the passenger twansfer to her seat?"

That got right up old Meemee's nose, There.s nowt wrong with me hearing lad I can answer for meself".

I was tempted to let old Meemee loose on him but perhaps not. She hasn't had the calm me tablets and I don't want to be denied boarding.

I told him she could transfer but only from the cabin door.

He phoned for a wheelchair so he could check in the COC.

Jilly checked her wheelchair in planning to walk from there.

He tagged the COC and then handed me the boarding cards .

Something told me to look at the boarding cards.


Whoah!


"Rick why have you got 3 of us in the front cabin and Meemee and Willy in row 38?"

"Cos that's what the machine says", Senile granny smile again.

"Rick you have booked Meemee in row 38 how do you propose to get her there?"

"You said she could twansfer".

"Yes it is a very short walk to the front of the plane, we paid an extra £1000.00 for this as a group. I also filled in a special needs requesting an aisle seat very near the loo. Now unless you want piddle all down your plane I suggest you sort it".

Course this starts Meemee off.

Saying to anyone who would listen "Is she suggesting I'm continental".

"No mother its too far to walk and the words INCONTINENT".

Ricky intervened. "There were two sepewate bookings".

I had packed all the paperwork in the suitcase thinking we no longer needed it.

Everything had gone smoothly coming out.

Let that be a lesson!

I asked Al to grab me the suitcase .

Ricky and Al had some sort of tug of war with the bag because it had been tagged.

Apparently once it has been tagged it's their bag and it interferes with the weight if you take it back.

No problem Al ripped the tag off and handed it back to Rick.

I opened the suitcase.

At this point I thanked the lord for my affliction there wasn't a pair of dirty drawers in sight.
Everything was packed as neat and clean as we brought it.

I passed Ricky the invoice plus a letter when they changed our flight day stating we were all in the premium cabin together.

This kid was really low on thinking gas he studied it for ages.

I could see his one brain cell was really fighting for dominance,

Finally he put the letters on the desk the fingers did a circle and then pointed down

"This doesn,t say you are in the pwemium cabin he announced with a smirk".

"Look Rick one invoice 5 names all paid the same 5 tickets all have 30 kilos on standard is 20 kilos".

Ricky was not moving from his 2 booking status.

I asked him. "Is there an adult in the building that I can speak to".

Apparently he was the Serviaire supwemo and thats why he was on pwemium

Jilly had to go find a chair Willy went with her.

Rick stated that he thought they had gone to find the Monarch wep but it wouldnt do them any good cos the machine said so.

Time to be tough.

"Nah Rick they have already gone through security.

Jilly's disabled he needs to be with her.

Me and Al are going now, here's Meemee's boarding pass and pass port.

Remember!

Two sepawate bookings," I did the finger thing.

By the way she comes to life at night and likes a drop of brandy on her tea.

Byeeee!

Did we leave her there?


Too Tara a follower I know this ending has done your head in

[Guest]

I had to laugh at Memee being continental

Not right tolaugh at people wjo cannot pronouce ALL their letters but there was some justice that Rick was r less.

I'd have loved to see him trying to take you on!

[Guest]

Wot a laugh your holiday has been been I will miss the holiday postings

[Guest]

wow how funny cant stop laughing, think ill take you on hols with us

[Guest]

Originally Posted by rummy63

Holiday dates 11/9/09 to 25/9/09

The cast

Me. 52 years been to Disney 10 times that tight I only breathe in slightly OCD
Al. my OH driver and pathfinder
Meemee. 6th time to Disney 75 years ailments too many to mention has an ECV we call it the COC (Chariot of Carnage)
Our Willy. 50 years first time to Disney has the body of a God Buddah
Jilly. Willies OH 50 years has rheumetoid athritus doesn,t let it get her down. Another Disney first timer.

This is our last day, tomorrow we go home.

I lost a day somewhere I think it was because I didn't label my Epcot day.
The day we sang to the crowds in Italy, pity that because it was my favourite day.

Anyway onwards and upwards.

This morning was spent packing.

Our Willy and Jilly presented me with a gift.

I was touched they had really appreciated all the planning, cooking cleaning , washing etc done for them.

However they didn't bargain on the last day!

I have this thing about leaving the villa as I found it.

Its a complete run through with the vac.
Wash all floors
Clean the cooker, work tops.
Wash all towels.

I like to give the cutlery drawer a once over as well.

I too had gifts for Jilly and Willy.

I brought them from England.

Bless em they were really excited.

A pair of Marigolds each and a taped up bottle of "Elbow Grease".

No I am not being funny it is a product you can buy in England and its really good stuff.

I don't think they were impressed.

Al always goes nuts.

He reckons the Management company will still book 4 hours and only have to change the beds.

This afternoon we are going to Hollywood but only to do the shows.

We did the Indiana Jones (I think this needs updating now)

Tried the rope thing to impress Jilly and Willy but the staff must be on an over time ban cos nowt happened.

The car thingy. Men don't seem to like that.
Al is always sitting with an "I'm really unimpressed expression on his face".
I think it's just jealousy.

Ahhh

Sleeping Beauty

Our Willy loved it

He cried

Bless!


As we had loads of stuff still in the fridge our Willy knocked up his speciality chicken a la Humpty Dumpty served with Jackets and salad.

We had a lot of drink left too.

I didn't want Meemee to have any because I didn't want her to be poorly tomorrow.

As you know I keep it hidden in the washing machine.

Poor Meemee can't walk that far.

She wasn't in the best of moods because she hasn't had her calm me down tablets for about 5 days now.

I made up a song for her and sang it but she wasn't amused.

This is to the tune of Dancing Queen.

Its Thursday night and she's feeling low

Tomorrow morning she has to go

Where they play no music, makes her feel quite sad.

She needs a drink so bad.

And if she gets the chance.

She'll be the brandy queen

Old and mean

Well past seventeen

She can stamp

She can whine

Tomorrow she 'll be feeling quite fine.

OOOh poor old girl cause a scene

Can't reach the wash machine.


I think this day was our only "incident free day".

Anyway as said I would rush this day because I really wanted to let you know what happened on going home day.


HOME DAY.

I wont mess about with any of the incidentals suffice to say we got to the airport washed and fed without incident. (That's a first)

There was no wait in the premium Q.

This Q should have been named " O Level free zone".

Older dibb members will know what O levels are.

There he stood . RICK

Tall and blonde.

Android.

He could have been Anthony Cottons love child.

Hair

A Vaseline monolith.

Fake Tan

Dulux

This kids future's bright it's definately orange.

Nose?

You could have opened an envelope with it.

Smile?

Nah he was struggling unsuccessfully with trapped wind.


"Hi folks I'm Wick and I'm checking you folks in today".

His accent was posh, English and very , very camp.

Oh and by the way he couldn't pronounce his RRRs.

I handed him the tickets all with their perforations intact.

He started rat tat tatting on his machine an occasional ummm!

"I see now there are two sepewate bookings".

"No Rick we are all on the same booking", I wasn't concerned at that point.

He held up a perfectly manicured finger and wagged it 3 times from side to side.

No. No. No.

He tilted his head to one side with a really patronising smile as though he was addressing his senile old granny.

The finger stopped mid air did a circle and then pointed towards the monitor.

"That isn't what the machine says".

No security questions.

No did you pack yourself questions.


Now sometimes they let Meemee take the COC to the cabin door , sometimes she transfers and we check the COC in.

Ummm!

"Which one of you is the ECV passenger".

"Err Helloooo"

Perhaps its the one sat on the ECV.

He took one look at Meemee and decided to address me.

"Can the passenger twansfer to her seat?"

That got right up old Meemee's nose, There.s nowt wrong with me hearing lad I can answer for meself".

I was tempted to let old Meemee loose on him but perhaps not. She hasn't had the calm me tablets and I don't want to be denied boarding.

I told him she could transfer but only from the cabin door.

He phoned for a wheelchair so he could check in the COC.

Jilly checked her wheelchair in planning to walk from there.

He tagged the COC and then handed me the boarding cards .

Something told me to look at the boarding cards.


Whoah!


"Rick why have you got 3 of us in the front cabin and Meemee and Willy in row 38?"

"Cos that's what the machine says", Senile granny smile again.

"Rick you have booked Meemee in row 38 how do you propose to get her there?"

"You said she could twansfer".

"Yes it is a very short walk to the front of the plane, we paid an extra £1000.00 for this as a group. I also filled in a special needs requesting an aisle seat very near the loo. Now unless you want piddle all down your plane I suggest you sort it".

Course this starts Meemee off.

Saying to anyone who would listen "Is she suggesting I'm continental".

"No mother its too far to walk and the words INCONTINENT".

Ricky intervened. "There were two sepewate bookings".

I had packed all the paperwork in the suitcase thinking we no longer needed it.

Everything had gone smoothly coming out.

Let that be a lesson!

I asked Al to grab me the suitcase .

Ricky and Al had some sort of tug of war with the bag because it had been tagged.

Apparently once it has been tagged it's their bag and it interferes with the weight if you take it back.

No problem Al ripped the tag off and handed it back to Rick.

I opened the suitcase.

At this point I thanked the lord for my affliction there wasn't a pair of dirty drawers in sight.
Everything was packed as neat and clean as we brought it.

I passed Ricky the invoice plus a letter when they changed our flight day stating we were all in the premium cabin together.

This kid was really low on thinking gas he studied it for ages.

I could see his one brain cell was really fighting for dominance,

Finally he put the letters on the desk the fingers did a circle and then pointed down

"This doesn,t say you are in the pwemium cabin he announced with a smirk".

"Look Rick one invoice 5 names all paid the same 5 tickets all have 30 kilos on standard is 20 kilos".

Ricky was not moving from his 2 booking status.

I asked him. "Is there an adult in the building that I can speak to".

Apparently he was the Serviaire supwemo and thats why he was on pwemium

Jilly had to go find a chair Willy went with her.

Rick stated that he thought they had gone to find the Monarch wep but it wouldnt do them any good cos the machine said so.

Time to be tough.

"Nah Rick they have already gone through security.

Jilly's disabled he needs to be with her.

Me and Al are going now, here's Meemee's boarding pass and pass port.

Remember!

Two sepawate bookings," I did the finger thing.

By the way she comes to life at night and likes a drop of brandy on her tea.

Byeeee!

Did we leave her there?


Too Tara a follower I know this ending has done your head in

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[karalma]

Fantastic trip report. Loved the petrol station incident. Best trip report I've ever read. Hilarious. Do you have another trip planned?

[Ilovesnowwhite]

This is sooo funny of to find the rest
xx

[Guest]

lolol! I must have dropped off the planet, why am I only finding this last day now? I have enjoyed your holiday soo much, please go again! As we say in my part of the world, you would be great craic on a night out! Thanks for splitting my sidesxxx

[Guest]

I dont know if I have missed any but really enjoyed

[Guest]

So hilarious I didn't,t want your holiday to come to an end hope you are all well and recovered from all your adventures ,can,t wait till your next one
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